tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post8039143668612309904..comments2023-11-05T01:14:14.295-07:00Comments on The Real Estalker: Matthew McConnaughey Moves To a Malibu Mobile HomeYour Mamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14600002907755148264noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-16240765475081112432007-09-25T02:19:00.000-07:002007-09-25T02:19:00.000-07:00Of all the wealthy enclaves on the California coas...Of all the wealthy enclaves on the California coast Iv'e seen (monterey penensula,la jolla-rancho santa fe,newport-laguna,palos verdes,hope ranch,monticito) Malibu is by far the least attractive and most overrated.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-30908817504134213572007-09-14T13:30:00.000-07:002007-09-14T13:30:00.000-07:00ewewAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-85823776553789539742007-09-13T20:23:00.000-07:002007-09-13T20:23:00.000-07:00I like that Malibu still has friendly, unpretentio...I like that Malibu still has friendly, unpretentious Paradise Cove.<BR/><BR/>The last thing Malibu needs are more poorly proportioned, 10,000-square-foot piles that look as if they were designed by contractors.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-26447341490748044572007-09-13T18:00:00.000-07:002007-09-13T18:00:00.000-07:00I love the pics you post from Pacific Coast News, ...I love the pics you post from Pacific Coast News, Mama, post more! Gimme gimme more!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-32134560516824401202007-09-13T17:38:00.000-07:002007-09-13T17:38:00.000-07:00I don't give a shit if this is Malibu. I think th...I don't give a shit if this is Malibu. I think that the idea of the trailer parks being so close to pt dume is nuts. There are $20 million houses surrounding this...give the land back to the greedy wealthy Angelenos already.<BR/><BR/>I live in Malibu, and when I was looking for my place (which was a price point that some realtors laughed at) some of the places in my range were in this mobile park. I don't know what would be worse, living there, or Encino. By the way, I found a lovely home that is on the non-beach side of the PCH, just up the hill and my view is wondeemous. But, I will admit, it would be nice to be able to walk out to a beach.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-81922321262007275802007-09-13T17:28:00.000-07:002007-09-13T17:28:00.000-07:00I'll scrub his back (waving wildly)I'll scrub his back (waving wildly)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-42119193197554963422007-09-13T17:21:00.000-07:002007-09-13T17:21:00.000-07:00Cannot wait for "when keeping it real goes bad."Cannot wait for "when keeping it real goes bad."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-55622137896351470462007-09-13T16:59:00.000-07:002007-09-13T16:59:00.000-07:00Here we go ... Costa Rica real estate again!anyway...Here we go ... Costa Rica real estate again!<BR/><BR/>anyway, i couldn't care less whether he lives in a mobile home or not but a few months ago he was in front of me at starbucks out at broad beach & he really needs a thorough shower - seriously!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-44980902200186021202007-09-13T14:11:00.000-07:002007-09-13T14:11:00.000-07:00Paradise Cove is more like a community of ocean vi...Paradise Cove is more like a community of ocean view detached condominiums. Most of the "mobile" is long gone from the "mobile home" after years of modifications. At the same time, some people (I suspect including Matt) like to pretend to live the simple life in a "trailer" at the ocean.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-4811218468705985072007-09-13T13:32:00.000-07:002007-09-13T13:32:00.000-07:00hey hippie, tell me more, & type slower.hey hippie, tell me more, & type slower.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-52833085721153296912007-09-13T13:09:00.000-07:002007-09-13T13:09:00.000-07:00I know for a fact that MMcC is into guys. Maybe he...I know for a fact that MMcC is into guys. Maybe he's not G-A-Y, but he likes to have trists with random men.<BR/><BR/>He was in NYC at a club (Bungalow 8 or Butter, I forget which) a year or 2 ago and brought a guy back to his hotel room, did some stuff, then RUDELY kicked the guy out promptly thereafter. <BR/><BR/>I have a friend who was with the group of coworkers who originally went out that night, only to watch the guy from their group leave with MMcC.<BR/><BR/>Not a snuggler or spooner, that one.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-38607197801996062252007-09-13T11:33:00.000-07:002007-09-13T11:33:00.000-07:00Its funny, just this morning I awoke from a dream ...Its funny, just this morning I awoke from a dream in which Caveman turned out to be Matthew, and we did the big nasty in the back seat of his Tahoe. Digressions aside, this report does not surprise me in the least. The tequilla swigging, tooth-pick sucking, boyfriend hiding Matty is... Mad. Who in their right mind makes $8M per pix and lives in a mo-bile home? Rented at that! I would think his Chevy Tahoe has better storage. And I could care less that its a "park" that over looks the ocean, or that listings of similar mo-bile homes are for upwards of $1M. Big Deal! Its unfathomable that a man of such means would rent a mo-bile home, let alone buy one. Mo-bile units have their functions... studio dressing rooms, FEMA parking lots, construction site trick rooms, etc. Other than that, he would have to be nuts(to borrow my psychiatrist's often used expression) to rent it. Sweetie, why can't we live in a nice beach front apartment on Malibu Road?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-79890583439174429392007-09-13T10:28:00.000-07:002007-09-13T10:28:00.000-07:00Oh, my goodness, who cares about real estate when ...Oh, my goodness, who cares about real estate when it comes to stunningly beautiful Matthew?<BR/><BR/>Why, that boy could live in a trailer park...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-25039546675097836212007-09-13T10:17:00.000-07:002007-09-13T10:17:00.000-07:00Yeah, those "mobile homes" are not cheap, and are ...Yeah, those "mobile homes" are not cheap, and are on a promontory overlooking the Pacific just above PCH. And given the fact that a basic 1200 sq ft beach shack (if those even still exist) will run you 3,000,000+ in Malibu, there's no real shame in putting some mobile roots at the beach.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-59878559007961657652007-09-13T09:15:00.000-07:002007-09-13T09:15:00.000-07:00Matthew I waited for over an hour for you at The A...Matthew I waited for over an hour for you at The Abbey the other night.You know I charge by the hour baby!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-71286868625677498482007-09-13T07:46:00.000-07:002007-09-13T07:46:00.000-07:00Make that the 24-hour-guard-gated mobile home park...Make that the 24-hour-guard-gated mobile home park. I've been here, too, and the place is anything but your average rusted-trailer pit of despair. On my visit, I attended the 4th of July party of a film writer and his realtor paramour who lived there. Once inside, you would never know the place was a "mobile home." Never. Of course, speaking in terms of real estate, I can't imagine why anyone would want to own the house/trailer but not the land (how insane is that, PALM SPRINGS?) so it's a good thing he's just renting.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-7405727251719521232007-09-13T07:26:00.000-07:002007-09-13T07:26:00.000-07:00A good way to get easy access to the beach in a re...A good way to get easy access to the beach in a relaxed atmosphere, and not have to deal with running a big house. Plus, Paradise Cove has a little reverse snobbery going for it -- especially since everyone knows these mobile homes aren't cheap. (David Carter -- he specializes in Malibu mobile home parks -- has current listings between $329,000 and $1,175,000.)<BR/><BR/>Point of interest: There's a cafe down at Paradise Cove's beach -- Jim's mobile home was set up at the edge of the parking lot in Rockford Files.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-54406809951153040602007-09-13T06:26:00.000-07:002007-09-13T06:26:00.000-07:00hmm i think we're watering down this motorpark. Lo...hmm i think we're watering down this motorpark. Look at the golf buggy parked out the front & the neighbours house and speakin of the neighbours house it ain't that shabby, damn i'm moving to thsi address and gettin me some postal code action & telling my friends i live in the same street as Matty!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-48976423934370318002007-09-13T06:24:00.000-07:002007-09-13T06:24:00.000-07:00Why am I not surprised that Mr. Matthew has done t...Why am I not surprised that Mr. Matthew has done this? I think it's hysterical.<BR/><BR/>By the way, I've been to said motor home park many, many years ago. Some of the pads have the most amazing ocean views. Watched the "insert snooty name here" beach club 4th of July fireworks from the mobile home deck. It was awesome!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com