tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post7247260533254890482..comments2023-11-05T01:14:14.295-07:00Comments on The Real Estalker: Actor John Schneider Selling Short in Agoura HillsYour Mamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14600002907755148264noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-67470747279061245332011-02-24T07:07:07.810-08:002011-02-24T07:07:07.810-08:00Sitting here in my very humble renovate-while-in-r...Sitting here in my very humble renovate-while-in-residence Northeast surrounds, the current outdoor temp. is negative 4 and indoor is 40 above (yes, 40, crummy heating system). The snow is three feet deep and the icebergs could sink an oncoming tandem tractor trailer. Even so, I STILL don't covet any of these properties. The price of cheese by the pound, even when discounted, has gone right off the wheel.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-66008395825708890852011-02-24T03:55:55.036-08:002011-02-24T03:55:55.036-08:00John Schneider has had financial problems recently...John Schneider has had financial problems recently, including a $28,000 delinquent tax bill owed to California http://apps.detnews.com/apps/blogs/taxingdetroitblog/index.php?blogid=304Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-84654960006370390232011-02-23T12:28:57.104-08:002011-02-23T12:28:57.104-08:00Right back at ya, Madam; Luke, you beat me to it. ...Right back at ya, <b>Madam; Luke,</b> you beat me to it. I was noticing all the differences in the floor plan (<b>Southgate,</b> you give good porn) before I realized just how hard it was to tease out the program.<br /><br />Dining/Library into Living, Living into Dining, Garage/Back Porch into "English Pub" (bye, bye, wet bar, hello, theme park ––– <i>booooo</i>), and I'll be good goddamned if I can make out most of the second floor, but I'll try:<br /><br />It seems the staircase has been turned around (and curved), the open space above the entry hall must be a landing with doors opening onto the frail balcony-cum-porte-cochere; aerial photos reveal front & back dormers that could be the two bedrooms to the left of the stair that share the main upstairs bath, although there's an awning/overhang between them where the bath is on the plans, indicating windows (this whole wing departs from the floor plan); no chimney at the other end where the master is so that must be a gas/faux fireplace; the adjoining master bath/lounge/bed & lav combo all seem to have been reconfigured.<br /><br />Other than the general massing, it takes a really good eye to pick this particular version out of the generic pile. It's nothing if not <i>flexible.</i> Slap on some half-timbering and voilà! Instant "manse".<br /><br />Yes, <b>Carla,</b> it is a lot of house for the money; not knowing the pros & cons of Agoura Hills, on paper it's not too bad (once the exorcism & sage burning are complete), but it's going to take a lot of do-re-mi to de-Dukes it.lil' gay boyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10115496241247504856noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-27341570407510893972011-02-23T09:48:15.981-08:002011-02-23T09:48:15.981-08:00In spite of everything, you still get a LOT of hou...In spite of everything, you still get a LOT of house for the money. No way would you get over 6,000 sq ft of house and acreage for less than $2.2 million. <br /><br />This house is a bargain....Carla In Californianoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-33060241573445328082011-02-23T05:57:21.854-08:002011-02-23T05:57:21.854-08:00Wow, you are good, Southgate. It appears from the ...Wow, you are good, Southgate. It appears from the pics that the Schneiders are using the living room as the formal dining room and the dining room and library have been combined to be the formal living room. They have also added a fireplace in the master bedroom.luke220https://www.blogger.com/profile/07809763931071806294noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-6264271196817462462011-02-22T20:59:06.755-08:002011-02-22T20:59:06.755-08:00Oh, Snowman, I like dogs...Oh, <b>Snowman,</b> I <i>like</i> dogs...lil' gay boyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10115496241247504856noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-26766051009888860852011-02-22T20:13:14.554-08:002011-02-22T20:13:14.554-08:00LGB summed up my feelings on the framed poster and...LGB summed up my feelings on the framed poster and religious nonsense. A tip of the hat, my friend.Madam Pincehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14581788699758821238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-12902828140499079452011-02-22T19:54:18.945-08:002011-02-22T19:54:18.945-08:00I knew I recognized this house, and its because th...I knew I recognized this house, and its because the same plan was built in every wannabe upscale neighborhood back where I grew up.<br /><br />And looky here, the plans are still available:<br />http://www.eplans.com/tudor_house-plans/HWEPL00441.hwxSouthgatehttp://southgateresidential.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-46767417438825960182011-02-22T17:03:10.982-08:002011-02-22T17:03:10.982-08:00LGB............are you certain that the "cree...LGB............are you certain that the "creepy family portrait" isn't, in fact, a group of dogs playing poker?StPaulSnowmannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-75191494952657306522011-02-22T16:10:14.382-08:002011-02-22T16:10:14.382-08:00Sounds like he's doing ok financially. Why sho...Sounds like he's doing ok financially. Why should we have to pay for the Land Rover?luke220https://www.blogger.com/profile/07809763931071806294noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-88035784063361741472011-02-22T16:05:40.944-08:002011-02-22T16:05:40.944-08:00I looked at a house he was trying to sell in Studi...I looked at a house he was trying to sell in Studio City back in the early 80's. He had taken a beautiful 3 bedroom and turned it into a ONE bedroom western-style bachelor horror.<br />Only time he had an ounce of taste-has was married to Tawny Little and living in a Century City condo that she took charge of decorating.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-75329327612403167832011-02-22T15:50:48.590-08:002011-02-22T15:50:48.590-08:00Why is a rich celebrity who has worked constantly ...Why is a rich celebrity who has worked constantly able to do a short sale? isn't there some financial qualification. F*CK! Fire the butler becuase I don't want to pay for this BS thru higher taxes!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-85398185650186590102011-02-22T14:29:42.977-08:002011-02-22T14:29:42.977-08:00There a very good reason why they call it "Mo...There a very good reason why they call it "Mock" Tudor...<br /><br />A most peculiar house in a most peculiar neighborhood; with no bridge over the creek out back, the adjacent side street resembles one of the many jumps Mister Schneider took ol' General Lee on...<br /><br />And please don't tell me that's a <i>spotlit</i> poster of himself hanging in that devil-red room; certainly not in keeping with the rest of the end-of-dayz-core so popular with certain Christian sects.<br /><br />Bad enough the living room resembles a Las Vegas wedding chapel (bordello out back), was it really necessary to hang that creepy family portrait in the dining room, with the whole clan decked out in mourning, their eyes following you around the room...<br /><br />Reminds me of one of my favorite bumper stickers:<br /><br /><i><b>"I'm not born again; I got it right the first time."</b></i>lil' gay boyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10115496241247504856noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-88758418484003367982011-02-22T14:06:35.121-08:002011-02-22T14:06:35.121-08:00Some of those rooms look a bit right out of the Bu...Some of those rooms look a bit right out of the Bunny Ranch.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-52306928743535236052011-02-22T13:53:57.946-08:002011-02-22T13:53:57.946-08:00Nice scoop on the Jennifer Aniston house. Congrats...Nice scoop on the Jennifer Aniston house. Congrats.canyongirlnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-7416636406634861732011-02-22T13:50:56.769-08:002011-02-22T13:50:56.769-08:00What - no NASCAR viewing room?What - no NASCAR viewing room?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-69731524980601930472011-02-22T11:53:22.341-08:002011-02-22T11:53:22.341-08:00A show like that just seems preposterous nowadays,...A show like that just seems preposterous nowadays, don't it?<br /><br />Are you forgetting the Glenn Beck "show"? It's around nowadays.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-72775979995850036882011-02-22T11:49:24.012-08:002011-02-22T11:49:24.012-08:00That house looks like something right out of The D...That house looks like something right out of The Dukes of Hazzard. I half expected to see Daisy in the driveway, washing the General Lee in her tiny shorts.Houseynoreply@blogger.com