tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post5900744061196047688..comments2023-11-05T01:14:14.295-07:00Comments on The Real Estalker: Jessica Simpson's House of Rotating CelebritiesYour Mamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14600002907755148264noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-54827309335584498632008-08-17T22:49:00.000-07:002008-08-17T22:49:00.000-07:00The ceilings really are too low.The ceilings really are too low.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-28278206370610039502008-07-25T01:23:00.000-07:002008-07-25T01:23:00.000-07:00I love the house but I really really liked the one...I love the house but I really really liked the one they lived in when doing newlyweds (are there pics of it online?). Shes a lovely girl and i wish her all the best with the new house :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-22572020048159113092007-09-26T13:47:00.000-07:002007-09-26T13:47:00.000-07:00I can't believe how cruel you guys are. I'm sure i...I can't believe how cruel you guys are. I'm sure if you were a celebrity you'd be upset about people posting nasty things about you. You're probably all jealous seeing as it is a beautiful home. I don't think half of you have read the description that the furniture in the house is not that of Jessica, but of the previous owner. From what I have heard, she has decked out the place in antique furniture, and its meant to be looking pretty sexy. And if you didn't know, Jessica is a big reader and isn't stupid at all. Also calling her 'Chestica' probably only adds to the hidden truth that you perhaps have no tits of your own. Cheerio bitches.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-61795981278313573792007-08-22T22:43:00.000-07:002007-08-22T22:43:00.000-07:00You know that book shelve was NEVER touched by Jes...You know that book shelve was NEVER touched by Jessica.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-62705177061324676212007-08-21T12:18:00.000-07:002007-08-21T12:18:00.000-07:00Chestica should call Bobby Trendy,they were made f...Chestica should call Bobby Trendy,they were made for eachother!so_chic_darlinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00295857652423777633noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-59174577631553454942007-08-21T10:20:00.000-07:002007-08-21T10:20:00.000-07:00According to Arturo at the guard shack (and I do m...According to Arturo at the guard shack (and I do mean shack), it became a guarded street sometime in 2005. I guess the speed bumps weren't irritating enough. One would think that if you were going to "gate the street," there would actually be a gate. BTW, I have to wonder where the guard goes to use the restroom, given that the guard shack is all of about 42" square. Talk about class distinctions!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-46340204588440723132007-08-20T22:50:00.000-07:002007-08-20T22:50:00.000-07:00you should also know that this house was at one po...you should also know that this house was at one point owned by Paul Hogan (aka Crococile Dundee) - I believe right after Tom Freston and before Ellen Degeners. Can someone tell me when this street became a private, guarded street and how they were able to do it?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-61329443121489682682007-08-20T20:14:00.000-07:002007-08-20T20:14:00.000-07:00Mama if you are open to doing old news, could you ...Mama if you are open to doing old news, could you show us Ashlee's old house that she sold a year or so ago? Love your blog!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-23178057712634546842007-08-20T19:21:00.000-07:002007-08-20T19:21:00.000-07:00hippie canyonthey're lyrics from her [stupid] song...hippie canyon<BR/><BR/>they're lyrics from her [stupid] song. <BR/><BR/>it was a sarcastic cut toward chestica.<BR/><BR/>jeez.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-28424603098327840752007-08-20T18:06:00.000-07:002007-08-20T18:06:00.000-07:00Once the jukebox was removed and the bathroom was ...Once the jukebox was removed and the bathroom was redone, I could live in this place quite a long time. I would have to fix that flagstone grassy business, but...wow, pretty nice house.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-88663314218553258752007-08-20T17:26:00.000-07:002007-08-20T17:26:00.000-07:00I had a funny feeling she checked out this web sit...I had a funny feeling she checked out this web site, but now I know. My own sources tell me that the comment copied & pasted below was indeed from MISS Yessica's housekeeper! Take a look:<BR/>"But everyone, just think.<BR/><BR/>She sits here, with nothin' but a tee shirt on. She never feels as beautiful, baby as she does now."<BR/><BR/>Its sweet, really, how the housekeeper attempts to defend Yess... er.. uh, Jessica. Doubtless she knows "the MISS" has the house MAC monitored to send an alert when it detects blog insults. (Now that's entertainment!)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-69751543759751947172007-08-20T17:06:00.000-07:002007-08-20T17:06:00.000-07:00But everyone, just think.She sits here, with nothi...But everyone, just think.<BR/><BR/>She sits here, with nothin' but a tee shirt on. She never feels as beautiful, baby as she does now.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-6649172649368074142007-08-20T16:25:00.000-07:002007-08-20T16:25:00.000-07:00Wonderful house. I think Jessica sucks however, lo...Wonderful house. I think Jessica sucks however, lolAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-14536063604888206882007-08-20T14:31:00.000-07:002007-08-20T14:31:00.000-07:00Lime Orchard is one of the nicer streets in the P....Lime Orchard is one of the nicer streets in the P.O., though its unfortunate that it became a guarded street not too long ago, thereby cramping my own realespy endeavors. As for this particular house, how shall I put this... its too refined for a bimbo. She would seem to be more at home in Trousdale, in some tacky 1965 cross between a mausoleum and a North Hollywood car wash! I'm sure MISS Yessica, (as I've heard the housekeeper has been instructed to call her), has already placed a call to the thank-God-inimitable House of Phyllis Morris to come by with a team of Liberace-types to give the whole place the Lance Bass once-over. Then in about 12 weeks, she could finally and comfortably curl up in something that is more suited to her taste: a red crushed-velvet & gold leaf chaise from Miz Morris' Lion King collection. With her Enquirer and vibrator (the one the sales clerk at The Pleasure Chest told me was called "the crippler") both tucked neatly into the built-in TV Guide side pocket, MISS Yessica could really start to feel at home for the first time since Studly left her.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-58017482966696679072007-08-20T12:14:00.000-07:002007-08-20T12:14:00.000-07:00I realize the pictures are not recent, but seeing ...I realize the pictures are not recent, but seeing all of those books makes me laugh. Like she READS!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-54468064927616564502007-08-20T11:40:00.000-07:002007-08-20T11:40:00.000-07:00I like this house. Love the lush landscaping. I st...I like this house. Love the lush landscaping. I still, however, don't get why young single starlets such as Simpson want to buy these gigantic houses in Beverly Hills. Nick Lachey's house seems more fitting for a single person.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-14805277248528482312007-08-20T11:27:00.000-07:002007-08-20T11:27:00.000-07:00Let’s hope Miss Simpson has learned how to clean u...Let’s hope Miss Simpson has learned how to clean up after herself, or hired a whole team of maids to do so. The girl is a disgusting slob.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-33151059227896892802007-08-20T09:10:00.000-07:002007-08-20T09:10:00.000-07:00Indeed, this is a lovely house. But the dining roo...Indeed, this is a lovely house. But the dining room looks more like a train's dining car, and the dining-room table is atrocious, as are the chairs. I like an industrial look when it applies but it just doesn't look thought-about here.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-5779828826976482622007-08-20T08:59:00.000-07:002007-08-20T08:59:00.000-07:00nice...the only comment I would have is that the g...nice...the only comment I would have is that the grout lines of the bathroom floor are too wide for my tastes...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-12440173125275934382007-08-20T08:42:00.000-07:002007-08-20T08:42:00.000-07:00I like this one Mama. Thanks. What do you suppose ...I like this one Mama. Thanks. What do you suppose Jessica is using those bookshelves for?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-82875133151437237732007-08-20T08:36:00.000-07:002007-08-20T08:36:00.000-07:00gorgeous!gorgeous!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-12936623573745104652007-08-20T08:31:00.000-07:002007-08-20T08:31:00.000-07:00It's a "nice" house...the ceilings are too low but...It's a "nice" house...the ceilings are too low but I love the exterior. <BR/>Now,I'm sure y'all with think I've lost my damn mind but I've always thought that Jessica's dumb act might be just that...an act.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-42206546059026541612007-08-20T08:13:00.000-07:002007-08-20T08:13:00.000-07:00"furniture""furniture"so_chic_darlinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00295857652423777633noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-5636068156696916782007-08-20T08:12:00.001-07:002007-08-20T08:12:00.001-07:00WEST COASTIAN:It was actually the very 1st house s...WEST COASTIAN:<BR/><BR/>It was actually the very 1st house she viewed & fell in love with it immediately & her father was nowhere to be seen.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-43772802942661008332007-08-20T08:12:00.000-07:002007-08-20T08:12:00.000-07:00As usual Mama you are 100% right.This is a lovely ...As usual Mama you are 100% right.This is a lovely house,however you just know that it has been bimboed to death and there is probably some dreadful low class furniture in there now.<BR/> By the way,I'm not a hater,just a snob,a great big SNOB!There is nothing worse than common taste.<BR/>You know that you can be a champagne socialist.That means that you want the people to have a good life with housing jobs and education,etc etc.it does not mean however that you have to mix in the same social circles with them,or agree with them on furnitute choices!so_chic_darlinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00295857652423777633noreply@blogger.com