tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post2431907306918653576..comments2023-11-05T01:14:14.295-07:00Comments on The Real Estalker: Michael Jordon Lists Multi-Wing Mega-MansionYour Mamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14600002907755148264noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-70888599876869139452012-03-05T01:25:39.397-08:002012-03-05T01:25:39.397-08:001:43, if Jordan was so afraid of water and that wa...1:43, if Jordan was so afraid of water and that was the reason for not having a pool, then why did he put a giant pond on the property which is inherently more dangerous than a pool could ever be.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-78192221459908130912012-03-03T17:38:48.785-08:002012-03-03T17:38:48.785-08:00WOW what a nice house :)WOW what a nice house :)Alenhttp://www.adriatic-nekretnine.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-162221965829328522012-03-03T13:43:54.739-08:002012-03-03T13:43:54.739-08:00A little note on all the pool speculation. Michae...A little note on all the pool speculation. Michael Jordan is afraid of water so they probably added the pool after they moved out.<br /><br />Jordan grew up in Wilmington, NC which is a beach town.<br /><br />When he was 11, Jordan and a friend went body surfing in the ocean. A big wave pulled them under water and out to deeper water. Jordan tried to save his friend but the friend drowned. He avoids water.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-55803315626387545142012-03-01T22:40:32.683-08:002012-03-01T22:40:32.683-08:00From the air it looks uncomfortably like a sewage ...From the air it looks uncomfortably like a sewage treatment plant.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-30393840170993046032012-03-01T15:54:35.456-08:002012-03-01T15:54:35.456-08:00For those who are just dying to know (I know you&#...For those who are just dying to know (I know you're just all siting on tenterhooks), the more current satellite view of this pile on Google shows that a pool now occupies the circular space where the grass is in the aerial photo Mama provided.<br /><br />It's rather poky & round, with what appears to be a diving board at one side (tragic spine injury, anyone?)lil' gay boyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10115496241247504856noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-23301444008949290312012-03-01T13:10:57.411-08:002012-03-01T13:10:57.411-08:00I live in the area, Juanita and the kids lived in ...I live in the area, Juanita and the kids lived in the house until they graduated school. They must all be done with highschool now so its time for Juanita to move out.His family is very nice and will adjusted for all the money they have.vanessa sanchezhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15001930931671326898noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-57794623675477194812012-03-01T12:57:48.963-08:002012-03-01T12:57:48.963-08:00The aerial shot makes it look like a dairy farm wi...The aerial shot makes it look like a dairy farm with a cow shortage. Was there a bovine plague in Highland Park? Is that why he's selling?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-34389938584869468122012-03-01T11:18:09.154-08:002012-03-01T11:18:09.154-08:00How was this place priced? Well, here's an art...How was this place priced? Well, here's an artist's reconstruction of a conversation overheard in Highland Park just before the listing went public:<br /><br />"Michael, as your real estate agent, I see your house has 32,683 square feet. The most expensive houses in Highland Park and the better surrounding towns sell for a little under $1,000 a quare foot. So, let's price the house at a little under $1,000 times 32,683, or $32,683,000! That's reasonable, right? How about $29,000,000? It's less than the nice round number of $30 Million, which makes the place sound like a bargain! You know, like when shoes are tagged at $29.99?"<br /><br />"O, and Michael, would you care for another big hit on this ganga cigar we've been toking? It's really great sh__! Up all day long! N-n-n-i-i-i-i-i-ce!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-88810108080079813472012-03-01T10:49:30.777-08:002012-03-01T10:49:30.777-08:00The problem with these owner specific houses is th...The problem with these owner specific houses is there is a drastically smaller buyer pool for them. <br /><br />The owner must love basketball or make drastic alterations to the property or demolish and start over.David Alexander Toluca Lakenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-43170377473566103932012-03-01T10:27:01.899-08:002012-03-01T10:27:01.899-08:00That is a neighbor's house Lady J.
I do not ...That is a neighbor's house Lady J. <br /><br />I do not believe Mr. Jordan's house has a cement pond, further adding to its ludicrous asking price.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-35586473029798200292012-03-01T10:05:22.732-08:002012-03-01T10:05:22.732-08:00I see a pool in the upper right hand corner of the...I see a pool in the upper right hand corner of the aerial photo. Isn't that the guest house it's in front of or is that another property? If so, the neighbors are too close at this asking price.<br /><br />Lady JAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-89466633447272814082012-03-01T07:09:47.913-08:002012-03-01T07:09:47.913-08:00Im guessin if the (tacky) 23 is still on the front...Im guessin if the (tacky) 23 is still on the front gate, MJ is the one that lived here after the divorce. You have to give the man snaps for love (or stupidity) having a "fiance" after that settlement??Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-87975607021425996202012-03-01T06:17:09.436-08:002012-03-01T06:17:09.436-08:00Why do sports figures so often build humongous thi...Why do sports figures so often build humongous thingies in hopeless places? This isn't the first instance of that, I think.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-84856424405300732252012-02-29T17:43:53.621-08:002012-02-29T17:43:53.621-08:00The house was built between 1993 and 1995, so he p...The house was built between 1993 and 1995, so he purposely went back in time to the 1980s and made it look dated? What the hell?<br /><br />I would love to sit down with his agent and ask her how she came up with that listing price.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-51527669141649637992012-02-29T17:18:44.339-08:002012-02-29T17:18:44.339-08:00An aggressive listing to be sure.An aggressive listing to be sure.Jaynehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00192380057425686910noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-89975715274258058772012-02-29T17:05:05.449-08:002012-02-29T17:05:05.449-08:00Is that swampy fake-lake-looking thing to the left...Is that swampy fake-lake-looking thing to the left the pool?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-79244595874620176112012-02-29T16:52:14.190-08:002012-02-29T16:52:14.190-08:00A wealthy individual could buy this, let the fire ...A wealthy individual could buy this, let the fire department burn it down for practice and take the deduction. I can't think of anything else its good for.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-65181802957119327462012-02-29T16:49:18.508-08:002012-02-29T16:49:18.508-08:00This house is in a good town, but it is not on the...This house is in a good town, but it is not on the lake. It backs up to train tracks and huge powerlines. As they say in the midwest "ain't gonna happen". Unless another baller comes along or a lottery winner.<br />In Chicago you are selling architects, not homes.<br />The only thing they did do correctly was higher the right real estate agent. If anyone can pull a rabbit out of hat it is her.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-30531330135975487672012-02-29T16:36:23.178-08:002012-02-29T16:36:23.178-08:00This price is so ludicrous it is not funny. Barrin...This price is so ludicrous it is not funny. Barring the fact that the house looks terrible, there is nothing else in the Chicago area that costs even half as much and those homes are in nicer areas with many on the lake. <br /><br />I would not pay more than $7 million for this and that is being generous. <br /><br />I wonder if him listing this house for such a ludicrous price coincides with the fact that Bulls player Derrick Rose just signed a $200 million shoe deal? Jordan must be trying to sucker him and separate him from some of that cash the way he suckers the unintelligent morons that buy his shoes. <br /><br />Sorry MJ, unlike the troglodytes that buy your shoes, the person who can afford this type of home has a brain and does not care who you are.<br /><br />For anything over $5 million I am going to be in Lake Forest or Barrington Hills.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-27419573168979080772012-02-29T16:32:10.021-08:002012-02-29T16:32:10.021-08:00The buyer pool must be about four individuals for ...The buyer pool must be about four individuals for this rambler in this location. I am seeling an anorexia group home or Church of Scientology in its future.StPaulSnowmannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-29831802646119462482012-02-29T15:50:15.643-08:002012-02-29T15:50:15.643-08:00well, he DID play good basketball....
but this hou...well, he DID play good basketball....<br />but this house is a hot mess.<br />I don't even like the kitchen.<br />and I love me some kitchens...<br />just cold and unwelcoming.nursedebnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-1372426375784439902012-02-29T15:42:39.612-08:002012-02-29T15:42:39.612-08:00"does not know a tight end from a power forwa..."does not know a tight end from a power forward in the athletic sense"<br /><br />LOL! Love you mama!!<br /><br />As for the "house", it looks more like an industrial office complex than anything resembling a home.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com