tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post1452943923260218367..comments2023-11-05T01:14:14.295-07:00Comments on The Real Estalker: Carmit Bachar Buys an Ugly House in Van NuysYour Mamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14600002907755148264noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-74449251579150673452007-10-05T08:39:00.000-07:002007-10-05T08:39:00.000-07:00please skip the newport stuff. we saw that 75 mill...please skip the newport stuff. we saw that 75 million dollar house mcmonigle has yet to sell. actually its not newport? or is it? or Corona Del Mar?carmit is a Saphardic girl, and its an interesting move on her side buying a home that will clearly be worth 20% less soon enough. Maybe its a recomendation by another "smart" business manager...I am sorry about any spelling errors.. I am jetlagged and in Israel.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-43379802386594390722007-10-05T07:40:00.000-07:002007-10-05T07:40:00.000-07:00BLAH>This house would go for $150K in one of the n...BLAH><BR/><BR/>This house would go for $150K in one of the nicer neighborhoods in central Ohio.<BR/><BR/>WHAT is with the kitchen cabinets sticking out of the cut-out? All you can see is the back of the cabinet. If they're going to stick out of the pass-through like that, you're supposed to have pass-through cabinets or finish the back with some kind of feature like a shelf or something to hide them. WTF??? That is just horrible! No attention to a basic detail, or just too damn lazy to do it right.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-52195854354886490412007-10-04T06:12:00.000-07:002007-10-04T06:12:00.000-07:00Is the plural of Paris Pari?...Is the plural of Paris Pari?...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-56790559069007803102007-10-04T06:11:00.000-07:002007-10-04T06:11:00.000-07:00Would you want to live in "Crazy Town" at the mome...Would you want to live in "Crazy Town" at the moment? With the Britneys/Paris'/etc? Or have a cheaper smaller house out of the pap's RADA?<BR/><BR/>There are a couple of things that are really lovely about this place - the tree in the garden, the bathroom, the size of the rooms, even the Mackintoshesque lines on the windows... Fortunately paint & floor coverings are cheap to re-do....<BR/><BR/>However, Celebrity Real Estate is all about the unobtainable.... and this isn't.<BR/><BR/>Hopefully she'll be very happy in her new little home... and get rid of that Kelly Hoppen Taupey/beige ASAP!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-66256685766742232922007-10-03T22:04:00.000-07:002007-10-03T22:04:00.000-07:00She used to lease a penthouse at The Granville Tow...<I>She used to lease a penthouse at The Granville Towers on Crescent Heights in Weho for around $5,500/ month. Don't know how you go from that to Van Nuys</I><BR/><BR/>Assuming she intends to own it for a while I think it makes good sense to pour that monthly contribution into a mortgage payment instead of a lease.<BR/><BR/>With all due respect to Your Mama, maybe there should be a threshold for which houses can be critiqued... like anything over 1 million is fair game. I don't think the condition of a house purchased for $639,000 is necessarily a reflection of her taste, more likely it's a reflection of her financial resources.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-75482820034307402682007-10-03T18:32:00.000-07:002007-10-03T18:32:00.000-07:00FUGLYFUGLYAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-457618451039149072007-10-03T17:16:00.000-07:002007-10-03T17:16:00.000-07:00Pergo floors? Indeed. No thanks. Seems overpriced,...Pergo floors? Indeed. No thanks. Seems overpriced, but that's CA for you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-64377307853588854282007-10-03T16:52:00.000-07:002007-10-03T16:52:00.000-07:00Oh my various gods! I just saw the comment about P...Oh my various gods! I just saw the comment about PERGO. WTF are people thinking? Anyway, I'll get back to the Van Nuys Estate in a second. Now lets get to Carmit Bachar. First, lets clear up that name: I googled the hell out of it and as near as I can tell its an obsure Sanskrit word that most professors believe to be from one of the mountain region communities. Anyway, blah-f*ckin'-blah, it means Whore who serves all (think Ann Coulter). So, naturally the first thing I think of is, OMVG - she's bought this place to use as a dance studio or maybe a nice sized trick shack in the Valley... like the one I've been wanting, only with real wood floors and on the right side of the hill. So I gulped my lunch down, 3 olives & all and headed over the hill (OH SHUT UP!) I'm tellin you... it was like that scene from the Beep video that the PCDs have on youtube, where you feel kind of queezy at the end of watching it. Okay, that could've been lunch but the sight of that tacky-ass porch just kind'a hit me the wrong way (not unlike the way St.Nick tried to do the other night. I should've bit down on it!).Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-17429936517430877342007-10-03T14:53:00.000-07:002007-10-03T14:53:00.000-07:00Does anyone actually know if she bought this house...Does anyone actually know if she bought this house to LIVE in? Could be for a family member or to use as a rental.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-81748426518608708812007-10-03T12:54:00.000-07:002007-10-03T12:54:00.000-07:00PERGO.'nuf said.PERGO.<BR/><BR/>'nuf said.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-69289065257605032522007-10-03T12:20:00.001-07:002007-10-03T12:20:00.001-07:00Oh come on...the house isn't THAT bad! Not everyon...Oh come on...the house isn't THAT bad! Not everyone can afford a 3 mill house and a nice gay decorator. I've seen much worse. I don't know much about California, but in my town that would be a nice little starter house that you could by for $150,000.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-72557431466743355412007-10-03T12:20:00.000-07:002007-10-03T12:20:00.000-07:00hippie canyonDITTO! So funny, so true, down to th...hippie canyon<BR/><BR/>DITTO! So funny, so true, down to the black E550. Lame, lame, lame.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-86252677805281606562007-10-03T12:11:00.000-07:002007-10-03T12:11:00.000-07:00Newport? Picture the same house listed for $1.95M ...Newport? Picture the same house listed for $1.95M but with an black E550 in the drive instead of a faded blue'99 Camry. The only thing worth seeing behind the orange curtain is Laguna Beach! Now, let me go drink my lunch in peace, and I'll come back later with something just plain wrong to say about the Vagina... I mean PUSSY cat dolls (UGH, that word).Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-76278175692344559512007-10-03T11:50:00.000-07:002007-10-03T11:50:00.000-07:00OK, Mama. I love the blog, but let's try not to e...OK, Mama. I love the blog, but let's try not to embarrass struggling artists. There are millions of artists out there, and only a small handful make the mega bucks. I would prefer you just didn't cover some non-super homes...go crazy on the rest.Authorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06206027243354952955noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-86478220872166520352007-10-03T10:42:00.000-07:002007-10-03T10:42:00.000-07:00Newport is BORING!!!Newport is BORING!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-74119362149291628722007-10-03T10:28:00.000-07:002007-10-03T10:28:00.000-07:00yes, newport!newport coast!et alyes, newport!<BR/><BR/>newport coast!<BR/><BR/>et alAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-63324520850461695982007-10-03T10:06:00.000-07:002007-10-03T10:06:00.000-07:00the house is not ugly but the price $639,000 je...the house is not ugly but the price $639,000<BR/> jesus .. but thats the norm out in CA Real Estate Stalker how about showing us some homes in Newport Beach area? not everything has to be in NYC or Beverly HillsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-38034691288948538972007-10-03T09:56:00.000-07:002007-10-03T09:56:00.000-07:00Interesting... She used to lease a penthouse at T...Interesting... She used to lease a penthouse at The Granville Towers on Crescent Heights in Weho for around $5,500/ month. Don't know how you go from that to Van Nuys...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com