tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post1408355932962806720..comments2023-11-05T01:14:14.295-07:00Comments on The Real Estalker: Double Whammy I: Melissa and Joe GorgaYour Mamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14600002907755148264noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-34713701132273025502014-01-09T06:58:11.807-08:002014-01-09T06:58:11.807-08:00I like it. So beautiful.I like it. So beautiful.Kimberlyhttp://www.ministryofchair.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-2816519018045016692012-05-14T11:45:09.828-07:002012-05-14T11:45:09.828-07:00Chris hunny, you are too sweet! Sadly my Manor Red...Chris hunny, you are too sweet! Sadly my Manor Redux is still undergoing renovations, but I can guarantee you that it will FABBB!! Simply fab, darlings!!!! The indoor pool, breathtaking views, marble floors, OH MY!!! I'll keep you updated!!! xoxo<br /><br />Until then, hunnies, here's a sexy photo of myself to keep you sated!!!: http://images.broadwayworld.com/upload5/222151/tn-500_spellingwm7612.jpgCandy Spellingnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-9580979073677608392012-05-13T11:26:11.432-07:002012-05-13T11:26:11.432-07:00Candy, love, love, love you - your interior decora...Candy, love, love, love you - your interior decorating skills ROCK! Is your Manor in the Sky complete? Any place on the web we can see photos?Chris Onoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-80278172230319448212012-05-11T13:27:42.914-07:002012-05-11T13:27:42.914-07:00Ahhh, another beautiful house being lost to people...Ahhh, another beautiful house being lost to people who could never afford it in the first place. Here is a small piece of advice to you wannabe tv celeb's....STOP SPENDING MONEY YOU DONT HAVE. <br /><br />Well then again, the more you buy what you can afford and lose back to the bank makes it easier for common folks like us to acquire it. So go ahead, keep buying. I will see it at the bank auction in a few months.<br /><br />Thanks :)Land Auctionhttp://www.e-landauctions.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-92101249274062558002012-05-11T09:48:14.485-07:002012-05-11T09:48:14.485-07:00Very impressive!Very impressive!Lee Senghttp://www.homeandstyle.com.sg/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-3588917203227497452012-05-10T18:41:16.438-07:002012-05-10T18:41:16.438-07:00Mama, I am sure that if you had a doctorate in pre...Mama, I am sure that if you had a doctorate in pretentious vulgarity (PVD) you would be able to identify the style. I don't know however what institution would offer such a degree.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-76629740844077420502012-05-10T12:47:15.663-07:002012-05-10T12:47:15.663-07:00I actually like the Montville place, at least in c...I actually like the Montville place, at least in comparison to Teresa and Joe Guidice's crappy doghouse of a "mansion."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-84184780309545076192012-05-10T11:31:53.392-07:002012-05-10T11:31:53.392-07:00Having never actually watched Real Housewives, the...Having never actually watched Real Housewives, the Rabbi imaged googled the Gorgas, and Children...she is in love, and not telling with which one! Now as for Mama's Rule Number Three, the Gorgas understand, innately, that a room with too much furniture is overdone, and that one must never introduce or mix real antiques with reproductions.<br />Rabbi Hedda LaTess<br />Formerly of Trenton NJAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-68596928749244468722012-05-10T10:50:58.746-07:002012-05-10T10:50:58.746-07:00Even with a full price sale they won't make mu...Even with a full price sale they won't make much money off it. They invested $3.2 + whatever other decorating costs, realtor fees, etc. $3.8 is not that great.<br /><br />Btw, is that Teresa above me?Candy Spellingnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-91854826021519354472012-05-10T08:03:20.166-07:002012-05-10T08:03:20.166-07:00This house looks more mock-french than mock-med, a...This house looks more mock-french than mock-med, also I heard the reason that joe gorga and melissa gorga are selling is cause the are broke, the gossip is that they got some sorta construction loan to build the house on spec to flip, I believe joe gorga is a builder and it is easier for a builder to get approved for a loan to build a home on spec cause the builder can build it so cheap and then sell it for a huge profit, so supposedly they got approved for the loan and built this big house and they had some sorta balloon type payment that wasn't due for a while, they were supposed to flip the house before the payments came due but they decided to live in the house even though the construction loan was approved as a spec house, but they decided to live in it once they got cast on real housewives of new jersey even though they couldn't afford it just to show off like they are so rich for the reality show, and supposedly the payments are about to come due and since they are broke they have to sell it allegedly, that's the gossip!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-71446623354148935422012-05-10T02:10:51.047-07:002012-05-10T02:10:51.047-07:00They're not moving to LA. They're moving ...They're not moving to LA. They're moving to Franklin Lakes, NJ where the other housewives live.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-89817027442386270902012-05-09T23:18:59.164-07:002012-05-09T23:18:59.164-07:00Several years ago I was filling my gas tank at a s...Several years ago I was filling my gas tank at a self-serve station when a pickup towing a trailer filled with porta-potties pulled up to the next pump; the driver got out and gave me a friendly nod. Wishing to be congenial, I noted the company painted on truck door provided services for the movie industry so I said something pleasant like, "it looks like it's going to be a good summer for movies". The driver got kind of an important aura and replied, "speaking as someone in the business...". God, I still laugh about that and it has become something of a meme in our family.<br /><br />If you don't watch reality TV these "stars" are about as high up the entertainment food chain as a trucker with a load of mobile poopers. I hope they enjoy their 15 minutes and get better taste in houses.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-91078111672171972882012-05-09T22:29:05.121-07:002012-05-09T22:29:05.121-07:00I wanted to hate it but it is honestly not that ba...I wanted to hate it but it is honestly not that bad, especially considering who owns it. I can't believe I complimented these people.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-46498956756751174692012-05-09T21:41:03.531-07:002012-05-09T21:41:03.531-07:00Help me, Miriam, I can't look away, even thoug...Help me, Miriam, I can't look away, even though it hurts! The top facade photo and the library...can they be Collingwood in parallel time? Angelique has me spellbound!<br />Rabbi LaTessAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-78997768048192886292012-05-09T20:54:10.450-07:002012-05-09T20:54:10.450-07:00Someone call Lil Wayne STATSomeone call Lil Wayne STATAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-39752418472447759422012-05-09T20:20:11.898-07:002012-05-09T20:20:11.898-07:00Anonymous 4:28 p.m., you took the words right out ...Anonymous 4:28 p.m., you took the words right out of the Rabbi's mouth! Thank heavens that none of the Children have used this shande (Yiddish for a disgrace of cosmic proportion) as an excuse to bash New Jersey, my Alter Heym (Yd. Old Country or former home).<br />Rabbi LaTess<br />Formerly of TrentonAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-83452547463580048132012-05-09T19:28:42.983-07:002012-05-09T19:28:42.983-07:00This may well be the most hideous monstrosity Mama...This may well be the most hideous monstrosity Mama has ever thrust upon the chillen's poor defenceless eyes.<br />I don't know whether to throw up or cry.<br />Thank God I have no plans to ever visit New Jersey.<br /><br />The AussieAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-77552260161793343682012-05-09T16:28:15.936-07:002012-05-09T16:28:15.936-07:00As a former resident of New Jersey, all I can say ...As a former resident of New Jersey, all I can say is: it isn't ALL like this!! There are gorgeous, tasteful homes all over the state from Short Hills to Bernardsville, Princeton, Bay Head, etc. Really, there are!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-27787335717449024582012-05-09T16:15:22.437-07:002012-05-09T16:15:22.437-07:00As depressing as a Walmart parking lot. Makes me w...As depressing as a Walmart parking lot. Makes me wonder if Victoria Gotti ever unloaded her hideous pile from years ago, the one that backs up to the Long Island Expressway out in Old Westbury.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-55230621463710040062012-05-09T16:02:55.696-07:002012-05-09T16:02:55.696-07:00Sweet Jesus Indeed!
Grant me the serenity to look...Sweet Jesus Indeed!<br /><br />Grant me the serenity to look at this pictorial spread right our of the Antithesis of Architectural Digest! <br /><br />The gold, the bling, the lack of class, the look at me, the OMG I have $5 in the bank, the... ok I must stop I need a glass of Veuve Clicquot immediately!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-84322396517379547732012-05-09T14:50:48.144-07:002012-05-09T14:50:48.144-07:00Jesus H. Christ.
The truly sad part in all this i...Jesus H. Christ.<br /><br />The truly sad part in all this is that at times these folks seem to bee the sanest of the bunch -- not encouraging in the least.<br /><br />It seems to me that the latest trend at "puttin' on the lux-urr-ree" is to demonstrate how sophisticated one is by coating the whole overblown confection with too many shades of oatmeal.<br /><br />As for the "architecture", this is what a developer can shake out of his sleeve when working for the kind of folks who can count themselves surprised that the Golden Gate Bridge isn't really golden . . . I will say no more.lil' gay boynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-29370698082912098562012-05-09T13:41:13.449-07:002012-05-09T13:41:13.449-07:00simply dreadful.simply dreadful.stolidognoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-79209171564382426432012-05-09T13:10:39.602-07:002012-05-09T13:10:39.602-07:00Love the library...not one book on any of the shel...Love the library...not one book on any of the shelves. That makes sense as Joe nor Melissa speak as if they have ever read one.Shopgirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09698882498942366962noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-27585806677946450232012-05-09T13:07:31.444-07:002012-05-09T13:07:31.444-07:00~~ reality show people~~ reality show peopleAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-11247770190416313412012-05-09T12:30:58.072-07:002012-05-09T12:30:58.072-07:00Melissa is my hero. I love her dramatically poigna...Melissa is my hero. I love her dramatically poignant rendition of "Amazing Grace". <br /><br />"...That saved a wench like meeee..."<br /><br />Oh hunny, you have no idea.Candy Spellingnoreply@blogger.com