Monday, November 11, 2013

Monday Pick Up Sticks

After a long and much-chronicled search Tinseltowner Leo DiCaprio is reported to have at long last acquired a deluxe Manhattan pied-a-terre in a newly constructed, wellness-oriented building in the heart of Greenwich Village between Union Square and Washington Square Park.

No word yet on which of the five units in the boutique building he selected but whichever it is he blew an impressive wad; The least expensive unit—almost 3,700 square feet with three bedrooms and 2.5 bathrooms—carries a hefty $14.5 million price tag and the most expensive, a four bedroom and 4.5 bathroom duplex penthouse with a 2,300+ square foot roof terrace complete with solarium, outdoor shower, spa and convenient half bathroom, is saddled with a downright fat $50,000,000 asking price. (New York Post)


Ukrainian-born Dancing With the Stars hoofer Karin Smirnoff snapped up her second million dollar-plus house this year. In January (2013) the lithe ballroom expert paid $1.35 million for a five bedroom and six bathroom house in super-suburban (and hot-as-Hades) Woodland Hills (CA) and just this month she shelled out another $1.25 million for a three bedroom and three bathroom Mediterranean villa in the the Hollywood Hills. (Trulia Luxe Living)


After 20 years of marriage actress, long-time Malibu residents Jane Seymour and actor/producer/director James Keach are headed for the court of divorce and, so the celebrity real estate scuttlebutt goes, Mister Keach shelled out $4.4 million for a three bedroom and three bathroom bachelor pad condominium in the ever-more upscale (and notoriously politically correct) ocean side community of Santa Monica, CA. (L.A. Times)


After an unsuccessful but valiant attempt to unload it for $95,000,000 and then $85 million, steel magnate Leory Schecter re-listed his two-unit combo condo on the 35th floor of the prodigiously pricey 15 Central Park West building in New York City with a much lower but still mind-numbing $70 million price tag. 

The children may recall that before he undertook a renovation that combined the two units into one 6,000 square foot sprawler Mister Schecter leased one of the units to beleaguered professional baseballer Alex "A-Rod" Rodriguez for around $35,000 per month. The other half was leased to big shit businessman Henry Silverman who founded the business services juggernaut Cendant Corp. (New York Observer)


Although it was peeped by a slew of rich and/or famous people including Leo DiCaprio, Brad Pitt, Steve Madden, and Matt Cohler (of Facebook fame and fortune) as well as a couple of Middle Eastern potentates it was Zhang Zin, one of China's wealthiest self-made lady billionaires, who dropped $26,000,000 on a recently and completely over-hauled (and particularly stunning) 8-floor townhouse on a plum, tree-lined street block between Park and Madison avenues in New York City's hoity-toity Upper East Side.

Side note: You just gotta love that a multi-billionaire Chinese lady capitalist bought a New York City townhouse where, as per listing photographs, the formal dining room hung with eight—eight!—multi-colored Andy Warhol lithographs (or prints or whatever they are) of communist party leader Mao Zedong. Can we call that some delicious real estate irony? Yes, we can.  (New York Post)


The large and architecturally egregious Pacific Palisades mansion that international pop star Rihanna occupied and fled after a series moe-rons attempted to trespass and burglarize the property—one man was found up on the God damn roof—has returned to the market with an asking price of $65,000 per month. Ri-ri has reportedly settled into a rented downtown New York City duplex and bought a $22 million dollar townhouse-type mansion on her native Barbados. (Trulia Luxe Living)


The boxy contemporary mansion in a swanky gated development in Phoenix (AZ) that child actor turned race car driver Frankie Muniz bought in 2010 for $2.65 million has popped up on the open market with an asking price of $2,995,000. Blah. Blah. Blah. (


Anonymous said...

Where are the Wahlberg mansion aerials? :D

A expected follow-up from your previous mish-mash.


Anonymous said...

It is bewildering how I feel 15 CPW fell out of poshness in such a short time. Everything about it should signify a certain type of aura, from its architectural pedigree and so on, but those shiny new things on 57th Street seem to steal away the thunder. But even there no one is buying the lower-floors units.

tom said...

Billionairess!!!! NOT "lady billionaire" Sexism is wrong even when everyone else is doin it.

Fizzy Behr said...

Can someone please explain to me what is sexist about the term lady billionaire? Thank you.

Anonymous said...

Tommy and Fizzy,

We like Mama's saucy prose, and we're enlightened lesbians. Neverthess, sexism-free language would use the noun, billionaire, and never billionairess, for supremely wealthy individuals of all genders.

Verandah and Patty

Anonymous said...

Rabbi, is that you?

Wrong comma before and possibly even after 'billionaire'.

Anonymous said...

There's nothing wrong with the dykes' commas, you bitch!

Anonymous said...

1. Leonardo doesn't live here anymore. His LA home is the pied-a-terre, and the NYC home is his home base. He's lived in NYC for quite a while now..years probably.

2. Suburban tract home in a dismal location snatched up by a z lister. Yawn.

3. Good for him.

4. What a ridiculously overpriced condo. The floorplan looks a jumbled mess.

3. That townhouse is cute. I really love it!

4. Thank God Rih Rih is gone. My friends live on her block and the constant paparazzi presence is beyond annoying.

5. Phoenix? ZZZZZZ

Anonymous said...

rabbi do you know who the sick troll is. i think i do.

Anonymous said...

Yes, there is.

Learn what an attribute is and what an apposition.

There is a difference in meaning with the coma and without it.

Town Whore said...

There is nothing wrong with the comma, you miserable cunt.

As you can see, I just used the descriptive noun, cunt, in that beautiful sentence.

lil' gay boy said...

Who has Mama's wooden spoon?

Sandpiper said...

Think we're past the wooden spoon. Time to call Dexter.

Anonymous said...

Or Serial Mom.

V & P

Sandpiper said...

Leo and the price for "wellness"...

The developer's website says commissioned research, specific to ROI, states (to paraphrase from Worth Magazine interview, 12/12): wealthy people will pay up to 44% more for "wellness-infusion" and another mil for single car garage (I'm not sure if garage is also infused).


Anonymous said...

That's not a townhouse, actually. It's a former walkup apartment

Anonymous said...

Where is the below described report published (link please) for public view and to support marketing/value statements?

Source: TIME magazine

While hotels and spas have increasingly marketed wellness environments to attract health-minded consumers, real estate company Delos, which focuses on so-called wellness properties, is pushing the idea into residences. The company recently partnered with Columbia University Medical Center to conduct a four-year review of 4,000 scientific studies relating to health and the environment, including building technologies. Their findings are now part of a database that helps builders create spaces that are more health- and wellness-friendly.

DELOS: Where have you published this report.