Tuesday, March 6, 2012

UPDATE: Justin Beiber

The celebrity real estate gossip grapevine was on fire yesterday with rumors and reports of international pop music wunderkind Justin Beiber dropping ten (or more) million bucks on 9,000-plus square foot modern mansion in Los Angeles' Hollywood Hills. The house, it was first reported in the Daily Mail, was meant to be an 18th birthday present to himself.

Your Mama was skeptical of the scuttlebutt from the get go and said so in our discussion of the (alleged) real estate matter. Our leeriness proved justified today after celebrity gossip juggernaut TMZ reported Mister Beiber's "people" confirmed to them that although the newly 18 year old did tour the humongous house above Lake Hollywood—currently leased by sit-com star and Twittering fiend Ashton Kutcher—it's not at the top of his list of potential pads.

The Beib's "people" further elaborated that the young and very rich, 5-foot 5-inch (or so) megastar has also toured three homes—two of them more than once—in the comparatively far-flung, upscale western suburb of Calabasas but has not made an offer and continues on his house hunt.

The peeps at TMZ heard Ashton Kutcher actually wants to buy the modern mansion he's currently renting above Lake Hollywood and Your Mama heard from a well-placed little birdie The Beibs and his familial entourage have been shacked up for a number of months in a celeb-owned crib in the historic, leafy and gated Laughlin Park enclave in Los Angeles' Los Feliz neighborhood where some of the other homes are owned by high profile peeps such as pop star Natasha Bedingfield, Oscar-winner Natalie Portman, will.i.am. of The Black Eyed Peas, and the charming and funny in real life hospital drama actress Ellen Pompeo.

16 comments:

Doug said...

Couldn't Jennifer Aniston adopt this kid, he could move in with her and solve everyone's problems.

nursedeb said...

GAG..if he moved into my neighborhood, i would be GONE.

Don Juan's Wreckless Daughter said...

If you're walking Lake Hollywood you can see CLEAR INTO THIS HOUSE... It may as well be transparent.

He'll buy it and regret it. Can't wait to hear screaming girls and paparazzi helicopters on my next walk!

MarkyMark said...

He has to purchase in a high-security area; nothing else would remotely make sense for him.

Jan Farquhar said...

@nursedeb .. damm, I would do that... Great Comment Mate.
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Carla Ridge said...

DAMN. I told all my friends in the neighborhood to "Leave It To Bieber"; they went out and spent a fortune on lemons, sugar and TV trays -- and were planning on retiring on the profits from their lemonade stands. Well, I guess if Ashton's in residence they can sell JaegerMeister shots to the tour buses instead, LOL.

Anonymous said...

Jeeez, thanks a lot. Now every freaking Beiber fan is going to be trying to crash our gated community. Way to go. We're NOT on the tour of the stars ok? And don't wish to be. Can't you tabloid peeps just keep some things to yourselves???

Anonymous said...

i thought ellen pompeo was still living in whitley heights?

Anonymous said...

Anon 1:35, since WHEN is Lake Hollywood a gated community? And the article said he WASN'T buying the house. So, what's your outrage? Or are you just really REALLY anxious to let everyone know how 'exclusive' you (think you) are?

Anonymous said...

9:13 that is pretty much what I thought of 1:35, a douchebag.

Anonymous said...

I think 1:35 was talking about Laughlin Park which is gated. Ellen Pompeo is almost done renovating a a beautiful 1920's mediterranean manse in Laughlin Park that she and hubby have owned for a couple years now.

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