Saturday, December 24, 2011

A Few Links to Keep Y'all Busy For the Holidays

photo: Your Mama

Happy Holidays (Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Las Posadas, Festivus, Whatever) from Your Mama, the Dr. Cooter, our long-bodied bitches Linda and Beverly, and our mean ol' pussy Sugar.

Your Mama thought some of the children might need or want a brief escape their familial holiday psychodramas so below are a few links to keep y'all busy and distracted.

photo: Villa World

The Wall Street Journal reported this week that rumored to be on the rocks Tinseltown married couple Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith have quietly sold their 7-acre spread with it's plantation style residence (above) that overlooks Secret Beach near Hanalei on the island of Kauai in Hawaii for $20,000,000, $6,500,000 more than they paid two year ago.


As shown above, recently engaged pop superstar Britney Spears liberally festooned her newly leased mansion in Thousand Oaks, CA with bazillions of twinkling Christmas lights and a rather disturbing number of lighted holiday inflatables.

listing photo: The Levin Group

Hollywood heiress and reality television star Tori Spelling sold her big mansion in Encino and dropped $2,400,000 on a much more modestly scaled (if still quite pricey) ranch house in the Point Dume area of Malibu (above).





And, finally, just in case some of y'all might be boozed up on egg nog and/or artificially mellowed out with Mary Jane or a big fat nerve pill we bring you something deliciously syrupy and disturbingly maudlin courtesy of our boozy b.f.f. Fiona Trambeau who sent out this this little video ditty of the incomparable (and barely conscious) Petty Lee as her digital Christmas card.

24 comments:

Jayne said...

Aunt Chippy teaches you how to wrap a gift with class!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9dqjaTs780

Anonymous said...

Dear Lord, Thank you so much Mama for all you do throughout the year. From one booze-addled household to another, happy whatever!

Desert Donna said...

Happy Holidays Mamma!!. I dont get that Tori..didnt she and Mommy make up? Candy HONEY, open that bulging bank account and give her some Ecclestone $$$ to raise your grandkids in a decent pad!

angie said...

Wishing a very Happy Holiday Season to you and yours also Mama, and to all your wonderful Children who frequent this blog too!

Anonymous said...

I want to wish you and yours a very Merry Christmas and a wonderfully wicked New Year! You have opened up a whole new world of real estate for me over the year and I am now certifiably obsessed with the homes of the rich and/or famous. I can't thank you enough!

Anonymous said...

Im thinking that the malibu pad for tori has to be a second home? right?? Her last purchase i believe was much nicer and in the 3-4 million dollar range so that doesnt make sense.


Happy holidays!

Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to Your Mama and all the Children who contribute all the great and positive Real Estate /architecture/ design fact-oids :)

and i LOVE Peggy Lee since i was a kid; sister and i listening to The Parental Units great P-L LP :)
"Fever"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGb5IweiYG8

- A Longtime Reader

Anonymous said...

Happy Holidays Mamma! Petty Lee? Perhaps a freudian slip ;)

Anonymous said...

What evidence is there that Tori will inherit much? Daddy is dead, right? Mama is loaded. Are there other chilren? Will Mama leave gazillions to Tori or perhaps to charity instead? Inquiring minds want to know.

Anonymous said...

Wikipedia says Aaron left half a billion to be divided among his wife, Tori and her brother. Candy was executrix of the estate and Tori and her brother each got $800,000. Is there, will there be, more to the story? Are Tori and her mother still estranged?

Anonymous said...

And, for you, Mama a video of Rosa Ponselle singing Ave Maria. Not syrupy, not maudlin, but pure high art from the greatest soprano who ever sang a note.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCR-F67MFLI

Anonymous said...

And here is another for you, Mama, from the best (and best looking) tenor around these days:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DckuLoeV7cU

StPaulSnowman said...

Merry Christmas from our (wirehaired) long-bodied friends to yours! Thanks for sharing the spamsuckingtrailertrash light display by Md. Spears.

Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas to Mama and all.

And yeah, Candy needs to give Tori her proper inheritance. I think it is still a travesty how she behaved and kept all that money to herself and how Aaron Spelling did not setup his will properly. He could have given Tori and Randi a proper chunk of money and still left the bulk of his estate to Candy. Even $20 million each would have been better than that pathetic $800,000.

Sometimes Candy seems ok and nice and other times she just comes across completely greedy and self-centered.

Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas to the fabulous Mamma who brings us cheer of architectural delight, sheer madness of bad design, and the happenings of the uber fabulous!

You mamma are tres fabu! Keep up the fab!

Happy Holidays to you and the long bodied bitches

xo

midTN said...

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Candy Spelling...uggh...did anyone else see that awful "reality" show of hers with the horrible nightmare and heartbreak of packing up the "Manor" after the 85MILLION dollar sale to the Ecclestone brat and having to part with her BEANIE BABIES collection..."I just wish they were worth at lesst what I paid for them"...and that scary ass doll room, ETC....boo fucking hoo.....
***

Tori:...keep pumping out those McDermitt chillin's....maybe you know that mommmy's will has you down for extra provisions for the greatest number of successful sperm ejaculations that you can bring to a 9 month result with that creepy ass hubby of yours?....lol
***
Randy Spelling: anyone else remember that VERY short lived, (one episode), "reslity" show, HOLLYWOOD SONS with that a-hole Bruce Jenner son who is supposedly R.S.'s best friend, and always beating up the current "girlfriend"?....lol....omg it was the worst!
***

Other than that, the Spellings are a very simple, family oriented, down to earth Hollywood mob.

Rosco Mare said...

Merry Christmas Mama Dearest!

Always enjoy the great Peggy Lee, especially the material written by Lieber and Stoller; however, this breathy clip left me asking, "is that all there is?"

xoxoxo from Rosco Mare

Carla In California said...

Merry Christmas Mama! Hope you had some delicious eggnog w/rum and some desserts to appease your sweet tooth for treats. Say hello to Fiona and all the other long-bodies bitches in your entourage.

All the best and keep up the good work.

Anonymous said...

2 things...Candy IS lucky. She won 90K on slots at Bellagio in November and last year won 2 jackpots on slots totalling about$400K also at Bellagio. Second..what is she thinking saving any of that stuff?? The house was so dated and drab. Find a nice gay decorator and MOVE ON!

Anonymous said...

2 more things. If Candy is a gambler, Tori has even more to worry about...all the money gone. And Candy might end up on welfare. Gambling has done in more than one person who became addicted. (You don't say how much she wagered for her wins; usually the house is the real winner, long term). One can always hope.

Bev Mo said...

Snagging Aaron Spelling was the biggest jackpot of all for Candy Darling.

Anonymous said...

DAYUM GURL BRITNEY ROCKS YALL

Anonymous said...

Love you Mama
xx
Happy New Year
Mama'sBoy

Kevin said...

Merry Christmas to Mama and all. And yeah, Candy needs to give Tori her proper inheritance. I think it is still a travesty how she behaved and kept all that money to herself and how Aaron Spelling did not setup his will properly. He could have given Tori and Randi a proper chunk of money and still left the bulk of his estate to Candy. Even $20 million each would have been better than that pathetic $800,000. Sometimes Candy seems ok and nice and other times she just comes across completely greedy and self-centered.