Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Charlie Sheen Lists Warlock Lair

SELLER: Charlie Sheen
LOCATION: Los Angeles, CA
PRICE: $7,200,000
SIZE: 7,924 square feet, 5 bedrooms, 7 bathrooms

YOUR MAMAS NOTES: Buckle up babies because we're about to take a short ride on the Charlie Sheen crazy train.

Last month the unhinged and newly unemployed actor paid $6,99,999 for a 9,020 square foot mansion with 6 bedrooms and 9 bathrooms. The house, oft reported to be where Mister Sheen planned to keep a harem of hoochies, sits right around the corner from his long-time crib in the guard-gated Mulholland Estates community high in the hills above and between Beverly Hills and Sherman Oaks, CA.

Today, for reasons unknown to Your Mama and probably having something to do with Tiger blood and indecipherable Warlockian logic, Mister Sheen listed his long time residence in the Mulholland Estates community with an asking price of $7,200,000.

Property records show that Mister Sheen purchased his House of Ill Repute back in April 2006 for $7,200,000. Listing information shows the ornate Mediterranean mansion was built in 1992, measures 7,924 square feet and includes 5 bedrooms, 7 bathrooms, 3 fireplaces and a 3-car attached garage from where Mister Sheen's S-class Mercedes land yacht was stolen not once but twice and driven off a nearby cliff.

Inside the warlock's lair, there are living and dining rooms, a library, family room, office, chef-ready eat-in kitchen and staff room with en suite facility. Many of the main rooms of Mister Sheen's mansion, according to listing information, open to a landscaped backyard that includes a huge terrace, tiny patch of grass, outdoor kitchen with dining area, swimming pool, spa and a view of the neighbor's lighted tennis court and the rugged canyon beyond.

It's really rather pointless to try and figure out what Mister Sheen's motivations and intentions are in regards to the listing of his house. According to the fine folks at Forbes Mister Sheen has earned somewhere in the neighborhood of $40,000,000 in the last 12 months so it seems unlikely he's selling because he can't afford to maintain both of the homes he owns in the Mulholland Estates community.

listing photo: Teles Properties

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Loosing.

angie said...

He could be moving to join his harem for a change of scene and round the clock company/consolation with all the free time he's got on his hands now, but that arrangement would pose a problem for his baby mamas when he's got the kids I'm sure. This saga isn't over yet.

Anonymous said...

...that's "losing".... spelled with one "o"...or is that symbolic in terms of how many "hoes" he's lost?

Anonymous said...

I beleive it's a reference to "whoa, man" as in "women" or possibly just a numerous amount of holes.

Shopgirl said...

I was under the impression he bought the second home so that Brooke Mueller could live with his boys just around the corner. However, that was before their epic post divorce, renewed custody battle. I could be wrong.

Jeannified said...

I wonder what he'll end up doing next, career wise.

Anonymous said...

Hey Jeannified - can you say "Reality TV" ?? I'm sure Dr.Drew would love to get his hands on the Ma-Sheen.

angie said...

I just came across this tidbit on TMZ which is supposed to explain the sale of the home, although it raises more questions than it answers for me, so make of it what you will:

Charlie struck a deal with his ex-wife Brooke Mueller in their divorce -- in which he paid her $1 million to take sole ownership of the house.

Anonymous said...

This isn't the house where he has been living for awhile. The house for sale is on Aubrey Road. The house where he has been warlocking is on Clerendon Road, in the same community. Perhaps less scrubbing will be needed at this house but...

Anonymous said...

This is not the house that he currently lives in and does his worlocking in. That house is on Clerendon Road. This house is on Aubrey Road, same community tho.He also has bought another house close by too word has it.

lil' gay boy said...

Charlie who...?

Anonymous said...

He probably crashed off his three month meth high was was like "I bought what?" !

Jesse said...

He's banging 7 gram rocks ... and 7 million dollar mansions.

7 must be his lucky number.

Anonymous said...

I like to take one of those florescent blue lights room to room and see where he's spoofed

Anonymous said...

What is going on with him at the moment? Last I saw he was going round with a silly "show" that bombed more often than not. Has that stopped? What now?

Anonymous said...

Not sure if I'd want any part of this house! If I was, I'd get that thing inspected pretty thoroughly given his warlock rampages that probably happened throughout the house. I'd give HomeTeam Inspection service a call if I were a potential buyer. http://www.facebook.com/HomeTeamInspectionFans

Anonymous said...

Mr.Sheen had made very controversial political statements in public about 9/11 and is the son of an individual who was well-known to be very active in reformative political activities againist current govermnment policies.....was there more to this "celebrity meltdown" that met the eye?