Listen chickens, we're taking the damn day off.
Try to contain your anger or at least di-rect it someplace else because we do not want to hear it or read it in some crazy rant that a couple of you like to send Your Mama.
Why not head over to this Facebook page one of Your Mama's children in the UK set up and have a discussion on the benefits of xeriscaping, why you do or do not eat meat and what color is y'all's favorite color..
We should be back to having a regular interweb connection sometime over the weekend.
Be good and don't make Your Mama have to get out the damn wooden spoon.