Tuesday, June 23, 2009

UPDATE: Jeana Keough

Looks to Your Mama like someone finally hit Real Housewife of Orange County Jeana Keough with the smart stick. The children will recall that just last week the OC Register was reporting on Miz Keough's financial pickle which resulted in Notices of Default being filed on at least one of her four Orange County properties.

After reportedly receiving a loan modification on the family manse in Coto de Caza (and perhaps getting loan mods on her other properties too) Miz Keough took to the newspapers and thanked her bankers, facialist, hair dressers, bikini waxers and butt wipers for keeping her looking good through the tough times and revealed that she was considering listing her "$6.5 million house [that] is now worth $5 million."

Well my beautiful butter beans, Miz Keough did indeed list her (approximately) 8,000 square foot monster with an asking price of $5,500,000. Listing information reveals the house has 7 bedrooms including two master suites, one of which includes a "retreat," balcony, and dual bathrooms (one with a bee-day) and walk in closets. Listing information shows the house includes 6 full poopers, 2 three-quarter poopers and 1 one-quarter pooper which is enough to employ a part time terlit gurl 2 to 3 days a week.

Other interior amenities include formal living and dining rooms, a 2-person office with a view of the hillside, a gore-may kitchen that is open to the large family room with built in wet bar, second floor game room, library, exercise room and a separate guest casita. There are at least 4 fireplaces, a steam room, travertine floors, and a central vacuuming system the would make our dour house gurl Svetlana crack a rare smile.

Exterior features include a stamped concrete driveway, gated interior motor court with garaging for six automobiles, Gunite swimming pool and spa, covered patios, outdoor fireplace and fire pit, a bbq center, dog run, sport court and a triangular stretch of flat lawn area for naked croquet tournaments.

In addition to her big house in Coto de Caza, Miz Keough has also listed a condominium in Irvine, CA with an asking price of $725,000. Property records show Missus Keough and her soon to be ex-huzband Matt paid $767,000 for the 2,280 square foot condo on Secret Garden in October of 2004. A few flicks of the well worn beads on our bejeweled abacus reveals that even if Miz Keough gets full asking price for the 3 bedroom and 3 bathroom unit–which is highly unlikely–she's still going to take a $42,000+ loss on the property.

Miz Keough recently announced that she did not think she would not be returning to the fifth season of The Real Housewives of Orange County. There were reports of contract disputes and outrageous demands on the part of Miz Keough.

29 comments:

:{} avg joe said...

SHE TURNED DOWN MY OFFER OF 7 MILLION CASH !!!!!!!

I WANTED TO BE ON THE SHOW WITH HER IF I GAVE HER THAT KIND OF MONEY

Anonymous said...

I think if she was smart, she would do the show. From what I hear, Bravo offers $30,000 per episode. 10 episodes a season. After taxes, she will have enough to pay the HOA fees and the money she owes the bank. It's not like she has income coming in from real estate that would fit her OC lifestyle (the $10,000 bedroom makeover from last season).

Anonymous said...

i hope the house starts on fire and she burns alive

Anonymous said...

Wah.

Poor baby.

Lisa Lovelace said...

Internet rumor has it that Jeana Keough HAS signed on the dotted line for Season 5.

Kelli Ellis, the interior decorator featured in Season 4, says on her facebook:

Kelli Ellis - Yes, it's true our beloved Jeana Keough is back for Season 5 of Housewives!! Now we have a reason to watch Bravo!! :)14 hours ago

angeleyes said...

Thanks for the update Mama. Just last week, Jeana publicly proclaimed her home is worth only $5MM, and then she lists it for $5.5MM this week. Not what I would have done or the way I would have handled it. I think she's too embarassed to return to the show because how does one go from projecting an image that money is no object to needing government sponsored assistance.

angelamystique said...

re: Lisa Lovelace's comment.. I can easily believe that because Jeana needs the money. I just hope we're not subjected to a season of dialog from her along the lines of the letter she wrote to the OC Register. I don't think I could stomach it.

Anonymous said...

New post.......same picture........still ugly!

Anonymous said...

She'll be back. She NEEDS that money.

Anonymous said...

I met up with Jeana when she was out in Vegas for some Plastic Surgery Convention (I kid you not) she was staying at the Mandalay. She is doing the next season and she spoke of all that money that is available and why she thinks it is in her best interest to cash in on what our Leader is offering to anyone who qualifies... Well guess what Chickens... she qualified and with the state of Real Estate she needed assistance. I do not fault her she has no one else to help her out the soon to be ex is a drunk who has no time for her and shirks any and all responsibility. Things change for most but she is a survivor and is smart. She said she does not need the house anymore and the maint of the house alone is enough to choke a horse.
A smart and classy lady to speak with although her eldest son needs some serious talking to but... I say nothing :-)

Dr. wayne dyer said...

cool, I like her , but hey I like gretchen also, please put aside your jealousy before commenting, it will make this site a much better place. They are fun attracive women and hey someone is willing to pay them to be on tv and obviously people are watching, so let it be,

Anonymous said...

Oh please. No one is watching these women because they are "fun and attractive." They may be those things but people tune in because they are hot messes who present themselves as petty, shallow, materialistic drama queens. It's like watching an accident for me. It's just astounding that these women go on tv week after week after week looking like fools.

I'm not saying there is nothing redeeming about any of them, but they aren't the most likable, respectable or dignified people on tv.

Anonymous said...

Of the OC Housewives Jeana seems the least crazy but that may be because she is accustomed to hiding behind a calm exterior to diffuse the abusing men she seems to prefer, including her miserable sons.
I watch the Housewives because I can sit in my $500,000 house in knock off designer duds and feel better than these exhibitionist, narcissistic bitches. They are certainly proof that money can't buy self worth, class or happiness as we have all been led to believe.

Anonymous said...

Vicki's (cough, cough) interior decorator says:

Frankie Gomes HEY GUY'S GREAT NEW'S JEANA K IS BACK , BRAVO HAS ASK HER BACK FOR HALF THE SEASON , PLEASE WRITE ON ANDY C,/ BRAVO'S WALL AND YOU CAN MENTION ME TOO 'LOL' IM SO THRILLED FOR THE ORIG 1ST LADY OF THE HOUSEWIVES TO BE BACK I LUV YOU JEANS , SO SEE U IN THE OC. XOXO FJ.

Anonymous said...

Whatever happened to that house that Vicki and Donn bought but never moved into? I bet they lost a bundle of $$ on that deal, that is assuming they were able to sell the place!

Jeana should have seen the writing on the wall when Slade lost his house to foreclosure! He was in the mortgage business.

Anonymous said...

She needs to find a rich husband who will take care of her bills and keep her in the O.C. Lifestyle.....

Anonymous said...

The OC is tacky, like a taudry trailer park with money... and these women fit right in.

Anonymous said...

She seems real, no surgery i think when you see here flashing her pussy in Playboy as Jeana Tomasino decades ago

thevinylvillage said...

what, no interior pictures?

Her eldest son is a miserable human being, but hotter than the hinges on the gates of hell to look at...lawd have mercy.

Anyhoo...hope she is able to find a quick buyer.

Anonymous said...

Hey, this sentence: "...she did not think she would not be returning to the fifth season..." actually means the opposite of what you intended.

Anonymous said...

I feel sorry for her in some ways, although she has largely made the bed in which she lays. If she hadn't been a gold digger all of her life, she might have had a normal life, but of course that wouldn't be as exciting as having worthless spoiled children and living in the vapid OC. Most of all, as I look at her today, even considering her centerfold was almost 30 years ago, I literally cannot tell that "Jeana Tomasino" and this Jeana are the same person. WOW. Time is a cruel mistress.

Viva! said...

I too enjoy Jeana Keough. She's definitely the sanest of the housewives...I do hope that she comes back for the full season...the show really wouldn't be the same without her.

She's like Luann on NYC and Caroline on NJ: overripe, to the point and a smooth operator.

I hope she dumps the house quickly, finds a nice condo in Santa Monica and finds herself a rich (very old) husband to support her.

Anonymous said...

Have to disagree with 7:46...though Jeana isn't as hot as her ZZ Top days found... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uOti9vqhH4&feature=channel_page

She is still totally bangable.

Anonymous said...

she should get raped and pillaged of every penny she has

Anonymous said...

Jeanna must come back!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Come on people! She did not spend $10,000 on any remodel - that was just for TV. She has been struggling with $ for a few years. I read on Kelli Ellis' (Jeana's Designer) facebook:
"Of course, they edited out the fact that I wouldn't let her spend that kind of money on pillow cases! We got the same things at Bed, Bath and Beyond!!"

of course we will all watch no matter what *sigh*

Anonymous said...

Jeana no longer has the house listed on her website, I wonder if she sold it? Records indicate she purchased it for 1.3MM so even if she doesn't get the who 4.9MM asking price she will be sitting on a few million bucks to ease up for herself. I have always liked Jeana and think that she is the best housewife...but Shane is hot as hell btw!! haha

Anonymous said...

This gossip site has some of the most incredibly ignorant comments I have ever seen. Yet I am assuming most of you or perhaps all of you are not local residents of Orange County especially Coto and the surrounding areas. You judge them of being in the spot light without knowing them personally is just pathetic. As of the person who said "if she was smart" well for one I bet she is smarter then all of you on this ignorant site. She has made millions and what have you all made? Thousands? Or perhaps none? You all don't know nothing about the life styles of us folks in Orange County. Well I for one admitted I am materialist for choosing my daily driver to be an DB9 Aston Martin as well as a resident of Newport Beach. I know most of the community here went from rags to riches unlike yourselves rags to perhaps rags as usual. Those of you who think negativeness of our community when we're in harsh times is pure ignorance and you'll get into that problem once uncle sam visits you financially. I hope he already has!

Anonymous said...

She ends up being just another welfare queen who needs government assistance.