Monday, March 30, 2009

In Other...

...real estate news about women who date rich and powerful men, Manuela Herzer, the much younger and former female companion of troubled Tinesltown tycoon Sumner Redstone, has purchased the Mulholland Drive compound of Lance Bass, the bug eyed ex-boy bander turned every one's favorite Hollywood homosexual. We tease. Like everyone else, we like Miss Bass.

Property records reveal that Miz Herzer paid $3,850,000 for the hill top estate that includes a total of 5 bedrooms and 8 bathrooms, two swimming pools, a guest house and spectacular views of both the San Fernando Valley and the glittery lights of Tinseltown. Unless the records are wrong, poor Lance Bass took a bit of a financial bath on this sale since the purchase price is slightly less than the $3,880,000 records show he paid for the place back in October of 2003.

Mister Bass had been living in New York City recently, but to be honest, we're not actually sure of his real estate wherabouts at this point.

Unfortunately, Your Mama knows next to nothing about Miz Herzner. She's reported to be several decades younger than Mister Redstone–who apparently likes his ladee friends young enough to be his daughter–and in late 2008, amidst his seemingly amicable dee-vorce from the also much younger Paula Fortunato, Mister Redstone was twice spotted dining about town with Miz Herzer sparking rumors that there might be a reconciliation between the former lovebirds.

According to both Our Fairy Godmother in Beverly Hills and proven with property records, in November of 2008 the recently kicked to the curb Miz Fortunato forked over $4,150,000 of her settlement money to buy a 5 bedroom and 9 bathroom house on Liebe Drive in Beverly Hills. Not bad for a gal who was a modestly paid 40-year old New York City school teacher before hooking up with her octogenarian ex-huzband in 2003.

35 comments:

Anonymous said...

you lost me in the 2nd to last paragraph mama...

Anonymous said...

This one goes to show that its all about price.

Anonymous said...

Poor Miss Bass.... finally takes a loss on this house of hideousness. Hopefully Herzer redecorates accordingly as this could be a beautiful southern style house, a bit quircky but much nicer than it has been.

Princess Shotsavodka said...

I'm leaving for Betty Ford in the morning. I thought you were talking about Mercedes Bass.........

Anonymous said...

Anyone know where Princess Frostylocks is bedding down now in LA? Where in NYC does he live?

Anonymous said...

Was Mercedes the Pan Am stewardess, or was that Anne Bass? Or was it bosomy Susan Gutfruend? Anyway, while you ponder that, I am trying to decide who, if I had a gun held to my head, I would choose to sleep with, Mick or Sumner. Mick, of course, but still, eeew.

Anonymous said...

Princess Frostylocks, aka Princess Tinymeat, lurks in Chelsea, I've heard it told.

Anonymous said...

Tinymeat? Where do you draw the conclusion?

Anonymous said...

susan was the flight attendant.

Selma Babiesforcrack said...

Miz Bass had me 'n da gurls up to the crib back wen he tryin' to figur ifin he wud gay. Ggguurrrlll...ain't nuttin' tiny in dat boy pants. cose id wud usless 'til my cuzin Leroy comed over frun Beb'ly Park den dat thang most bruk a winduh id poppt up so fast. I toed him den dat he be one them gays.

Anonymous said...

Learn to speak like someone who is retarded Selma and perhaps someone could believe you fake stories about Lances lil lancer.

Anonymous said...

I think he's really cute. Met him awhile back at a club, he seems like a really sweet guy too.

Selma Babiesforcrack said...

One-fity-one, you call ma pimp 'n give 'em 500 an' you kin come up in ma suite a'da Riz-Curlton and talk fo' a hor. Affer lisn ta yor 'tarded azz fo an hor, I kin talk 'tarded real good jus' lik you. You gotta give an xtra 500 iffin you wan Selma to touch yur cocktail weener.

Anonymous said...

I could not buy that house.
I would be haunted at night by the thoughts of all the gay sex and semen everywhere.

Anonymous said...

Haunted or aroused?

Neely O'Hara said...

when is the Mama's reader appreciation party at Numbers this year? Please don't forget to remind me!

Anonymous said...

2:31-- one suspects that you secretly dream of "gay sex and semen" at night... I mean, what are you so afraid of? And I take it that straight sex, resulting as it does in only half the semen, is acceptable to you? Or would you be more comfortable living in a nunnery? I'm told that in such establishments gay sex is rampant, but at least you wouldn't have to deal with all that icky semen.

Anonymous said...

Neely - Haven't you heard the sky is falling? We can't leave the bomb shelter to get to Numbers.

Princess Shotsavodka said...

anybody want to go out and have afew? i'm going to betty ford tommorrow.....god, I could have sworn they were talking about Mercedes Bass.........

Neely O'Hara said...

numbers? oh i like numbers. the valet knows me at numbers. where's burke? where's jennifer?

Anonymous said...

Oh Lord. I deal with semen all night at work. Do I have to hear about it here?

Anonymous said...

Mercedes is reputed to like it kinky --apparently Sid was dazzled, tired of the same-old same-old missionary bit with Miss Indiana...

White Chocolate Mess said...

well as they say in Texas, Mercedes hooked her bass!

Jay said...

Given the collapse in the California housing market for him to come out more or less even does not seem to bad a loss.

But if he needs a place to live, I could find room for him if he doesn't mind sharing a bed ;)

Selma Babiesforcrack said...

I likes me sum nummers too. 500...1000...an dem 10 piece wings...20 piece wings..all deem nummers is good..jus' dont lik deem lil nummers lik 3 inch, 4 inch..you know wat I talkin' 'bout for-tweny

Anonymous said...

selma get lost

wtf did this ghetto infestation suddlenly come from? this blog has gone from going downhill to droppig off a cliff.

Anonymous said...

Can someone help me out? Why did the house sell for so little? 3.85 million for a house in beverly hills, with two swimming pools,views and acerage seems like not very much to me. While I know that the house wasn't particually nice, and that the interiors were awful, it was still large, and in good condition. Nothing a few updates to kitchen/bathrooms/lights/paint/fixtures couldnt fix. Don't homes of this type usually sell for much more, sometimes well over 10 million?

All I'm saying is don't houses with no views, smaller land, and smaller houses, in similar condition sell for alot more within in the same area?

Just wondering...

Anonymous said...

The size of house and lot are surprising for the price Anon 12:42.

I have been in the house.... The house was originally and ranch and they expanded and built a second story. Aside from bad finishes and terrible decorating the floorplan is odd. Bedrooms accessed off main living areas, not hallways, the upstairs has odd shaped rooms. The whole package needs some major work. That said, the house was probably still worth more he just wanted it sold and listed it to sell which in order to do that in LA right nowyou have to make it a DEAL!!! Look at Scary Spices house... sold in 1 day.

Anonymous said...

5:46 - Everyone is welcome at Mama's house. Even your ignorant racist butt.

Anonymous said...

anon 1235

you can get lost and drop off a cliff too

ghetto has nothing to do with race and associating it so makes you the racist.

Princess Shotsavodka said...

I just wanted to let all the children know that they DO have internet access here at Betty Ford.

Anonymous said...

anon 952 - calling you racist must have hit a nerve. wonder why?

Anonymous said...

not at all just pointing out your true ignorance and unlying hypocracy

Anonymous said...

Lance is probably one of the nicest celebs I have met. He's a very sweet, genuine guy.

James said...

According to The China Daily: “Property prices in China’s 70 major cities were up 0.8 percent in June, the fourth month-on-month growth in a row this year, according to statistics from the National Development and Reform Commission (NDRC). In some areas, the property price has even exceeded the record high of 2007 when the market was sizzling.”