Friday, August 15, 2008

The Eagle Has Landed!

Your Mama and the Dr. Cooter have finally arrived at our new (and temporary) West Coast digs where we have begun to unpack the ungodly number of boxes, bins and cases. Yesterday the appliance people arrived, the little BMW arrived on a big truck and, yes children, the internet people at long last arrived to provide Your Mama with the wireless internet hook ups.

We've read nothing, seen nothing and know nothing so give us a couple days to catch up and get our sassy ass together.

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Trump bought Ed McMahons house and is "letting" him stay there.

Oh the Don...such a wonderful warm-hearted guy.

Anonymous said...

i dont believe you!!! ^

mama, beware -- the COMMENTS for "the russians do it again"

StPaulSnowman said...

Don't forget to sunscreen the dachshunds' noses. It will be quite a change for them.

Anonymous said...

Mama, you love to keep the childrenz guessing. "Temporary" as in Britney's father's "temporary" conservatorship or "temporary" as in you & The Dr. Cooter will be elbowing JeniBen out the way so you can find a permanent dream home fit for a queen, a doctor, two longbodied bitches and a puddy tat?

Peter, UK said...

Did Mama, the Doc, the LBB and the PT live on the East Coast before? Or have they moved up or down the West Coast?

theflyingdutchman said...

Good luck settling in, Mama. And when sh*t gets too hectic bust out the G&T.

Some peeps here couldn't deal with the lack of supervision. But I guess that's just how children are;)

bentley said...

Thank Gawd, MAMA! Things were getting loose around here.

Anonymous said...

Peter - Mama and the family were living in New York and are now back on the West Coast where Mama was born & raised. But we don't know if a permanent move or just an extended visit (perhaps while Mama films her show).

Anonymous said...

Bentley, don't talk about your sisters that way. They may have some mileage on the baby maker odometer too but nothing like Jenna.

;-)

Anonymous said...

If Trump buys McMahon's house, you can bet he got the price at Fire Sale numbers. Got some good publicity and he won't lose money.

Anonymous said...

Yay! Good to hear from you, Mama!

thevinylvillage said...

whats this about mama getting a show??

Flora said...

Best wishes for moving in, Mama.
I'm sure you will have those boxes unpacked and the place (wherever it may be) looking hot real soon. Get Svetlana to walk the dachs while you and Sugar arrange the pictures, then you can admire the effect while sipping a G&T on the terrace.

Todd said...

Whoa... Anonymous 11:55am...

Mama's gettin' a show? Don't toss out nuggets of gold like that for the children to choke on and not give us any skinny and scoop! Are we talking something like TMZ, or a talk show? A reality show that may finally reveal the good Dr. Cooter and those famous Long Bodied Bitches?

Where are the details???

Anonymous said...

welcome mama! the children must know where to find you, where are your new digs, even a little clue will do.

Anonymous said...

Ah Todd, you must be one of the youngins. Mama told us a while ago that a show was in development. She didn't give details but one can assume it will be celebrity real estate related. Maybe a cross between "Lifestyles of the rich and famous" and "What not to wear", lol.

Please tell me you aren't one of the childrenz that thinks Mama actually has a veejayjay? Our Mama is a goodlooking gay man.

Oh..And there's no Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, or Tooth Fairy.

[ducking from Mama's wooden spoon]

StPaulSnowman said...

That guy on CNN was just a beard Mama hired to increase her mystique. He did an exceptional job but only because he had been well briefed by our Mama. She just couldn't face being on national TV with all her spider veins and Joan Rivers Jewelry. The hibiscus print mumu wouldn't have looked good either. I think it was a very clever ploy and probably fooled most viewers.

Anonymous said...

Then she hired the same actor to appear on her behalf last year too.

Babe Parish said...

A belated WELCOME to L.A., Mama!
:)

Anonymous said...

Don't get me wrong, I still wait for Santa Claus and I read the blog with a mental picture my Mama in a Lane Bryant mumu, cat eye glasses hanging from a beaded chain, Easy Spirit pumps, wide brim hat with a big ribbon scarf, big straw purse with yarn flowers..and yes all the costume jewelry she can fit on at the same time.

And Aunt Mary passing her a doobie.

Peter, UK said...

Thanks Anonymous! :-)