Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Ricky Martin Has Island Fever

According to bunches of Brazilian newspapers and blogs that Your Mama is unable to read, bearded and bon bon shaking Puerto Rican pop star Ricky Martin has gone and bought himself an island off the coast of Rio de Janeiro. A damn island!

Details are slim, but all reports say He of the Bubble Boo-tay forked over about eight million clams for the small island that is reported to be part of the Angra dos Reis archipelago.

We got no reason to piss, moan or dispute any one's reports, but quite frankly, that number sounds a little high to Your Mama given that another island in the chain of island-ettes which features a giant 7 bedroom house, a swimming pool and a private heliport is currently on market for $3,495,000. Did Ricky get something even more faboo? Or did he get had?

Listen up Señor Martin, call Your Mama. We could use a nice vacay far from the snap snapping of the paparazzi and it sounds like your little island could be just the place. We'll even bring Sven the Svee-dish masseur who'll rub your beefy bah-dee until you beg him to stop.

12 comments:

TheFlyingDutchman said...

When word gets out that a celebrity is eyeballing a property the price gains a few zeros in a jif.


Mama needs a vacation? You just came back from one! Well, I hope he calls. I'm out. Greetings from the cote d'Azur

Anonymous said...

Greetings from Home Depot

Average Joe said...

Greetings from Mars

Anonymous said...

ricky is the man.. him and his boy joselo and this guy many call ritardo are like kids in a candy store and they have millions to spend...

Anonymous said...

average joe, I'm sure you are posting from UrAnus.

Anonymous said...

..........where he undoubtedly has many clingons.

WillLDS said...

Please put a name instead of posting anonymous!! I want to know who to attribute these great gems to!! Average Joe posting from UrAnus?!?!! I'm still in tears

so_chic_darling said...

That is so hot,Brazil is an amazing country.Wow is all I can say and show me some photos please.

lil' gay boy said...

How lovely - you own island within spittin' distance of Rio!

What a great getaway - I've always dreamed of having an island of my own - but then I've always dreamed of being rich and handsome too . . .

*sigh*

Mame Dennis said...

"Spitting Distance?...How vivid"

lil' gay boy said...

Last time I used that expression I was accused of trying to assault Garrison Keilor . . .

StPaulSnowman said...

Assault away! The house Mama discussed a while back just sold for 1.65m and the new one he bought closed at 2.15m. It is larger, four blocks away and much uglier......the Cleaver house on steroids!