Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Jennifer Aniston Has Flown the Coop

According to a well positioned source in Malibu, a-list ack-tur-uss and former Friend Jennifer Aniston packed her leopard print pillows and pushed off from the itty bitty Carbon Beach cottage she's been renting since she and Mister Pitt split back in 2005.

The 1,531 square foot shingled cottage, reportedly owned by Malee-boo real estate head honcho Larry Ellison and just a few doors from billionaire David Geffen's rather impressive spread about which your Mama hears lurid, unsubstantiated, and not reportable tales, always seemed an oddly accessible choice for a gal obsessed with privacy and security.

To be honest, the ladee has good reason to be concerned to the point of obsession. One morning in August of 2005, a man from Santa Barbara wandered into the 3 bedroom 3 bathroom cottage through an unlocked door. Miz Aniston was not in residence, but the intruder was intercepted by two of Miz Aniston's employees and later arrested. Ever since, the ladee was been accompanied to her Malee-boo getaway by a trio of burly security guards well known for blocking traffic on the PCH while Miz Aniston pulled in or out of the tiny driveway in her huge Range Rover.

Your Mama heard from a very reliable source that the relationship challenged hair icon is holed up in her house on Blue Jay Way while the renovations on her Bev Hills Hal Levitt designed mansion on N. Hillcrest Drive are completed. She's no doubt eager to move into the new digs on N. Hillcrest because it is trés privé and thus an excellent spot for her to quietly rendevous and frolic pool side with that bloated looking Vince Vaughan fellow all the tabs and glossies say she likes to mess around with.

Anyhoo, now that slim and trim Miz Aniston is without a beach house of her own, we imagine she'll be popping in on best Friend Courtney Cox and her huzband David Arquette at the Malee-boo estate they purchased last year. Fortunately for Miz Aniston (and for Mister Arquette), the Cox/Arquette crib (scroll down) includes a detached guest house.

Photo: Pacific Coast News

32 comments:

Anonymous said...

Poor David Arquette. From what I hear, he is a little tired of Jennifer.

Alessandra said...

Good for Jennifer. She's finally able to settle down in her own place, instead of some Malibu fishbowl shack.

I'd love to see the Hal Levitt home, especially befores and afters.

RLT said...

"I'd love to see the Hal Levitt home, especially befores and afters."

Me too. But I'd settle for anything at all about it. I searched the blog, but couldn't find any previous posts. Mama, you got anything for us on Jen's permanent place? If not, can you get us something? Thanks!

lil" gay boy said...

Yes, Mama, we'd all like to see that crib . . .

Fortunately Miss Aniston has the wherewithal and the "Friends" to help her out in times of need; it's a shame though; although it lacks the requisite privacy, it is a charming little beach cottage, at least from the outside, although, as always in this part of Malibu, a littletooclose to the street.

Sneaky Pete said...

Some details here:
http://www.bergproperties.com/blog/aniston-pays-135-million-for-home-designed-by-hal-levitt/48/celebrities

Pictures of it under rennovation:
http://x17online.com/celebrities/jennifer_aniston/i_spy_with_my_little_eye-02152007.php

http://x17online.com/celebrities//friends_and_neighbors-10202006.php#more

Anonymous said...

I believe she loved her 'malibu fishbowl shack' - she rented it for quite a few years - it's not like she was forced to live in malibu!

She still owns the property at the top of Blue Jay - right?

so_chic_darling said...

Mama do you have any photos of the Geffen beach palace?I think I know what lurid details you're talking about,I have heard stories too.
"hair icon" I love that.

pch said...

I wasn't a fan of Friends, but Aniston won me over with movies like Office Space, The Good Girl and Friends With Money.

So Chic, if you look up 22126 Pacific Coast Hwy at Zillow, you can get aerial views of the Geffen compound...it's a refreshingly low-key group of shingle-clad buildings with lots of lawn and a nice pool. Almost invisible from the road.

Anonymous said...

Courtney and David also own a residence in Trousdale estates, which is their principal residence... so agains, those "friends" will be around the corner from each other.

Anonymous said...

geffen's beach pad has two pools. and MANY garages...

what are some of these ~stories~ though. . . . .

Anonymous said...

hustlers

smiley said...

Here is a decent pic of Geffen's house.

http://www.laist.com/attachments/la_andy/geffenandgirls.jpg


and you can see the beach crowd, and how CLOSE they get, here:

http://www.coastal.ca.gov/access/otd-access.html

(his house is in the first pic).
:)

so_chic_darling said...

Thanks for the photo links.I would worry about a big storm crashing into my property if I lived there though.

Hippie Canyon said...

I find better shots can be viewed at: live.maps.com. After you've entered your address of choice, hit "birdseye."

From what I can see, Jenn's place looks bigger than 1500SF. I love the classic beach house look with wood siding, although I'm not sure that is the wisest choice for 90265.

While Geffen's pad is nice (to say the least), I like Peter Morton's new pad the best. There were pix not too long ago in W magazine, showing a fab design of teak, which the owner has cleaned & treated on a regular basis to retain a certain sheen.

Yea, I would love to see Jenn's new Hal Levitt house when its done, or for that matter while its being transformed.

Anonymous said...

These are better pics - surprised nobody has posted them already ... [Click to zoom in!]

Geffens -

http://www.californiacoastline.org/cgi-bin/image.cgi?image=200601907&mode=sequential&flags=0&year=2006


Aniston -

http://www.californiacoastline.org/cgi-bin/image.cgi?image=200601905&mode=sequential&flags=0&year=2006

Viva! said...

I love the little Malibu cottage. Elegant and appropriate for the neighborhood and lot. Fantastic!

lil" gay boy said...

Thanks everyone for the links to the pics - fabulous!

Is this the notorious Geffen residence that supposedly had underwater cameras in the pool?

Anonymous said...

hippie canyon, i think u mean

maps.live.com

:)
smiley

touche said...

wow, incredible photos anon 10:37. THANK YOU!

although a few years old, they give a great, new, perspective to someone who has only seen them while on the `ground`.

Anonymous said...

"Was Keanu at Geffen's place sunbathing in the nude?"

Anonymous said...

http://www.calcoast.org/news/coast0061212b.html

interesting

Anonymous said...

^

Seriously, it's got so ridiculous regarding his property & the gate & the easements etc..

Carbon is a private beach so yes, you can sunbathe in front of Geffens property & others that have public easements but many of the older homes don't have public easements therefore you need to really walk on wet sand below the mean high tide line otherwise you're on private property! it's just ridiculous & overly confusing for your average beach visitor

average beach visitor said...

I peed on Geffens glass fence.

lil' gay boy said...

Average,

And did that turn Geffen on?

Anonymous said...

This is a cute cottage.

jaded old queen said...

I love cottaging

Anonymous said...

you know i've been to her house in beverly hills! it was so cool! i didnt actually do inside it but around it :D

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