Monday, October 8, 2007

UPDATE: Britney Spears

Your Mama finally got some clarification about the Malee-boo property where the increasingly troubled and now child-free pop tart Britney Spears has been living since she vacated the marital house of horrors she shared with FedEx up in the guard gated Serra Retreat.

The Malibu Minx, one of Your Mama's favorite and knowledgeable tipsters, tells us that the trashy party princess has NOT purchased the 8,500 square foot house on gated Ramirez Canyon Road as we had previously thought.

Turns out the mega-rich lip syncher, who reportedly earns a shocking and astounding $700,000 per month, has leased the place for nine months at a cost of $35,000 per month (unfurnished), with an option to purchase.

We know that the gurl stays in hotels most nights and she still has her place up in The Summit in Bev Hills which is still for sale at $7,495,000, but she's still paying $35,000 a month to occupy the house in Malee-boo, regardless of how many nights she actually sleeps there.

Your Mama also hears from the Malibu Minx that Miz Spears had to put an massive six figure deposit down on the property. The deposit will count towards the purchase of the home if she buys the property. But if the fickle money burner decides not to buy the property, the Malibu Minx says she forfeits the deposit.

Now children, most people, even rich people, will not walk away from humongous sum of money like this, but Your Mama no longer know what crazy thing Miz Spears will do. Given her bizarre behavior and her tremendous monthly income, what's a couple hundred thousand clams to the troubled mommy?

One other interesting tidbit we picked up from the Malibu Minx...apparently when push came to shove, Miz Spears did not want to sell the Serra Retreat house. According to the Malibu Minx, she tried to back out of the contract before the the sale closed. Lawyers got involved, tears were shed, and people got angry, but the sale did in fact finally proceed and close.

We got no love for the sort of pop "music" that Miz Spears "makes." But damn gurl, Your Mama would like to see you get back up on your feet for the sake of your babies.

10 comments:

Aunt Mary said...

Here I come with another dreary, unwelcome opinion. That girl should never have left Limabean, Arkansas. She would have married the first boy she slept with, had three cute babies, started her up an aerobics salon and built her a nice doublewide with a pool. Now look what evil money has done to her? Homeless (not houseless, there's a difference), manless, mindless, childless, friendless, talentless and before this is all over, probably dimeless.

Layler said...

I just don't know what to say about her anymore. She clearly is a lost, sad soul. I am not surprised at all that she tried to reneg on the sale - she is so damn impulsive. I'm sure the buyers threatened to sue up the wazzoo.

They're saying now that there was a failed intervention this weekend with her estranged mother, sister, and Fed Ex.

I really hope this poor girl gets some serious, good mental help. It's not funny anymore.

caveman said...

i disagree, its still funny

Anonymous said...

Though she has been living in numerous hotels around west L.A most nights ... she has also supposedly moved into the property she owns in The Summit ...

lucy said...

Even if she is homeless, etc, I hope she isn't business manager-less. Or accountant-less. You get the idea.

With all the money being made on Malibu real estate, it would really suck to LOSE money, which it seems like Ms. Spears is quite likely to do. Sigh.

Anonymous said...

Oh, don't hang this one on Arkansas. Spears was born in Mississippi and raised in Louisiana.

One doesn't "build" a doublewide, you shove the two halves together once the trucks bring them to the park. Then hopefully take the wheels, axles, and tow ends off.

Anonymous said...

"Homeless (not houseless, there's a difference), manless, mindless, childless, friendless, talentless and before this is all over, probably dimeless."

I don't think being manless is any tragedy, especially if Federline is an example of the kind of man she likes.

Obviously, one of the Mouse club kids had to fall off the rails.

She may yet pull it together. Plenty of others did. I fail to understand the overwhelming interest in her.

Aunt Mary said...

Sorry Arkansas, didn't mean that in a bad way. Just being rhetorical. Hate to pick on Mississippi and Louisiana right now. As to why there's an interest in BS. There isn't. She's not interesting. We're gawkers. We gawk at train wrecks and tsk,tsk over them. We allow as how we ourselves would never get in such pickles. We try to have compassion and sympathy, but mostly we have schadenfreude. We're human.

Linda Hoof said...

Poor girl's on crystal meth now..........It won't be long!

Anonymous said...

TMZ and the LA news is reporting Britney is considering a career change. She applied for a job as a bartender at Brad Korzen's Viceroy Santa Monica.