Thursday, August 23, 2007

Paris Hilton's New Pad


BUYER: Paris Hilton
PRICE: $6,250,000 (list price)
LOCATION: Clerendon Road, Beverly Hills, CA
SIZE: 7,493 square feet, 5 bedrooms, 5.5 bathrooms
DESCRIPTION: Large motor court leads to this beautiful 7,500 sf Mediterranean in Guard Gated Mulholland Estates with Designer treatments, elegant details and lovely views. Family & entertaining spaces inside & out. Striking 2-stry entry, LR, office w/built-ins. FDR w/ Butler's pantry & wine closet. Lg cntr isl gourmet kit w/ top line appls & breakfast rm. Lg fam rm w/ wetbar & fp. Mstr ste w/fp, pvt balc, city vuus, wetbar & sumptuous mstr ba. Gym & lge bnus rm w/ fp. Maid's rm. Pool, spa & BBQ.

YOUR MAMAS NOTES: Looks like Paris "Pokey" Hilton has done bought herself a new mansion. Your Mama has been hearing whispers and rumors for quite some time now about a particular house up in the guard gated community of Mulholland Estates and all signs do indeed point towards a big yellow house on Clerendon Road.

Your Mama understands why this blond gurl and her 12 itty bitty puppies would want to live up in a guard gated community. Even the most publicity hungry in Hollywood eventually get sick and tired of having to take pictures with Danish tourists while taking out the garbage or having their dirty q-tips that were fished out of the garbage auctioned off on Ebay. Who can blame them really?

Ever since Miss Hilton was sprung from the clink and sold her N. King's Road house in West Hollywood, all the buzz has been that she's looking for a house in a gated community. And the 24 hour guard gated Mulholland Estates fits the bill. The community, technically in Sherman Oaks even though the developers were able to get the 90210 address, has been and continues to be home to many celebs including Vanna White, Brian Wilson (whose house is currently on the market), and Loni Anderson (who just sold her houses) and The Spitter Avril Lavigne (who also just sold her house). Previous residents include Tom Arnold (who bought his house from Paula Abdul and recently sold again), Xtina Aguillera, Shaquille O'Neal, Paul Anka (who recently sold to Lisa Gores), and some more who our little pea brain can't recall.

No property records Your Mama is able to access show that Pokey is indeed purchasing this house, but all our sources and tipsters are fingering this house. Fingering like crazy. Also, all the big tabloid and celebrity mags are pointing here too. We figger where there's smoke, there's often fire. Could be wrong. We've been wrong before. Could be that Pokey's own people planted the piece in US Magazine to through all us real estate gossips off her little blond trail.

Your Mama doesn't have much to say about the house, particularly since the contents of the home seen in the photos are not Pokey's, nor do they belong to a celebrity. We will say that we are more often than not non-plussed by the homes up in Mulholland Estates. They're big. They're "well appointed" with SubZeros, Vikings and ungodly numbers of terlits. They usually have nice views of the San Fernando Valley if you like that view. Otherwise they look like big fancy houses anywhere in the good ol' US of A, only much more expensive.

We do so hope and imagine that the house will have a full scale make over by Paris' huge team of nice gay decorators to rid the place of all the beige tile and black granite. We're seeing mirrored side tables, white couches and a couple of stripper poles in the room with the leopard print carpeting. Ya'll may be fooled by all the reports of Paris settling down, getting all church lady and reading the Bible, the Bhagavad Gita and all that Kabbalah crap. But not Your Mama. We know this weave headed heiress still likes to shake her scantily clad money maker and work it down with the Hollywood demi monde.

Only time will tell whether this is indeed the house the Paris will call home. But when and if she does move in, we expect her neighbors will not be pleased by the circling helicopters and those bloated, poorly raised, and foul mouthed Davis brothers hanging around and peeling out in their Bentleys up and down Clerendon Road.

31 comments:

Anonymous said...

ya that house could be in Calabasas. well at least she won't have photographers camped in front of her house.

Anonymous said...

No amount of wet down is gonna make that pool, it's cheap coping and patio look nice. DisAPPOINTED.

Anonymous said...

Good move for Paris....She needs to be in a gated community. I guess The Summit was out, since Brittany and Gwen Stefani already live there. Would have made a feeding frenzy at The Summit gate if Paris was added to the mix.

Wonder what her new neighbors think of the latest addition to Mulholland Estates.......until the next move!

Phoenix said...

Funny.. I was perusing Bev Hills properties last week and thought of Paris when I saw this one, mostly because of it's guard gated community location away from the mainstream. I also liked it better than any of the others currently for sale in either Mulholland or the Summit.

Jordy said...

here's the adddress (3340 Clerendon Rd) for zillow.com and a aerial video:
http://www.splash-video.com/video.pgi?UNID=zvfltadaligqbrkukrnbsqzwncvrmwlkubyjfgfueqxcuhulwbjfudfeszsibytdgvbrbbgbdngbhxglpwwxicezpkqvevluuewnwbvtkljilui&OBJET=426228

nancypants said...

Well, I don't have much to say about this one but I do like the entry. It's very much like mine except that this one is too dark; I have light, wood floors and a light, wood bannister and trim. This entry is too dark for me but we'll have to wait and see what Miss SmuttyPants does with it.

nancypants said...

Okay, I do have something to say about the "Billiard Room": "Holy S**t Batman! That's just sick"!

Anonymous said...

I think it's a pretty house. I'm sure Paris will ruin it in no time with huge posters and pictures of herself plastered on the walls.

Anonymous said...

its a great month for mauricio.. kings road.. nikki buying.. clerendon.. 50 million in beverly park.. ali landry finally in escrow.. this guy is on fire! hes a great agent!

Anonymous said...

kings rd / nicky buying / clerendon ... those 3 transactions are his nieces so it's less to do with great agent & more to do with family ... but i agree, he is a good agent.

she completely gutted her kings rd property [godmother faye resnick the interior designer] i'm sure she'll do the same to this one.

Anonymous said...

Instead of keeping the $4M engagement ring Paris Latsis gave her a couple years back she should have just asked for the house they shared in guarded Beverly Ridge - Problem solved!

I. M. Anonymous said...

It's not like Paris hasn't lived in a gated community before--well, so what if it was for only 23 days...

If Paris would only stay behind those guarded gates and never leave (at least she'd wouldn't have to be worried about being pulled over for DUI again and we wouldn't have to suffer through yet another Paris story), now THAT would be real happy news.

Phoenix said...

Flash Tour

Anonymous said...

This place is sick compared to her other home... only time will tell what she ends up doing with the property. I look forward to seeing her personal design choices. Maybe she can do something with that god awful garage doors, it looks so white trash.

Anonymous said...

The pool is definitely ugly. Maybe she should get whoever did San Pietro's spec pool. She might lose one of her pets in that animal print rug. That's got to go.

so_chic_darling said...

She's dreadful,really fucking DREADFUL!
As the English would say"what a slag"

so_chic_darling said...

Sorry Mama that was a little harsh,but I've just had enough of her!I

West Coastian said...

There goes the neighborhood.

paris.. said...

i feel like she could have gotten so much more for her $$

sad

Jon said...

Although I don't have much to say about this plain-looking house (with a gawd awful trailer park swimming pool), I do much prefer it over the old place on N Kings...

And I have to admit I have a soft spot in my heart for coffered ceilings.

luke220 said...

I think that it is a very pretty house- much better than her old one. It also strikes me as understated. Not to sound corny but I hope that she is happy there.

Anonymous said...

her neighbors are too close. i feel bad for them.

Anonymous said...

House is OK, but I've seen more charming places in the area.
I'm so tired of hearing about this narcissistic girl. I'm amazed that anyone finds her at all interesting.
But I always love to see real estate photos, so thanks Mama!

Phoenix said...

I like this house, and think I could love it if Paris gets the right people to do some updating and decorating. Fingers crossed that she's over her affection French Regency interiors.

Tom said...

I wonder if Paris might put a web cam in her new pad for convenience. If she gives it all up to the public maybe we will stop caring!!! I found some interesting property info at several sights


http://www.housefront.com/PropertyDetail.aspx?qry=365954&propertyID=750147


Oh By the way she paid like $800,000 TOO much the filthy rich little tramp!!!

Anonymous said...

Paris probably won't have any web-cam, but you can be sure that she will be installing plenty of security cameras. Lucky for her security contractor!!! They probably hope she changes homes every year......

Anonymous said...

ieuwww..!!

Anonymous said...

Is it me or does that gargage door look cheap and out of place on that house. Also what is going on with the right side of the front of the house, it looks like they converted garage space to living space and threw up some cheap patio doors.(I noticed this on the flash tour)

Anonymous said...

oops i meant garage door...LOL..should have previewed my post first....LOL

David Alexander, Toluca Lake, CA said...

Love the uber-cramped home "gym". lol

Obviously its not a dump, but like many newer home its also not inspired either.

Has shades of a Hilton hotel; Roomy, yet evokes little emotion.

I prefer to have more grass in the back for $6 mil.

Anonymous said...

Paris has made a good decision to move here! Very secure and a safe neighborhood!
She definately has made the house her own by giving it a little taste oh Paris!