Thursday, August 9, 2007

Mariah Carey Has Money to Burn on Hamptons Rental

RENTER: Mariah Carey
LOCATION: Further Lane, East Hampton, NY
PRICE: $350,000
SIZE: 5 bedrooms, 5.5 bathrooms

YOUR MAMAS NOTES: Your Mama never got on the Mariah Carey fan train. It's not that she's often dressed like a tranny hooker, because we're down with that. It's the singing. Yes, the lady can sing. And, maybe, just maybe she's even a great singer. But alas, Your Mama is not a fan of the music she chooses to sing or the way she chooses to sing it. Our ears are simply not built to accommodate the incessant warbling up and down the scales and dragging out words into 47 different notes. And do not even get Your Mama started on those hair raising whistle stops. Oh lahwd hunnies, we hear those ear piercing screams on the car radio and we have to pull over so that we can catch our damn breath and take a nerve pill.

Anyhoo, today we learned from the NY Post's celebrity real estate gossip Braden Keil that the exceedingly successful singer with a fat bank account and a penchant for itty bitty bikinis is reportedly spending $350,000 to rent Tommy Hilfiger's ocean front estate in the Hamptons. For the month of August through Labor Day. You got to have some serious cash up your booty to be forking over that amount of dough for a one month rental. Mister Keil reports that Mister Hilfiger will be spending the month down in the Caribbean. Poor thing.

The 5 bedroom 5.5 bathroom house, which has been decorated with a distinct Balinese flair that so many of the rich and famous seem to like, is located on super swank Further Lane in East Hampton, just a few doors down from Jerry Seinfeld.

Your Mama discussed the Hamptons House of Hilfiger back in December of 2006 after he dropped in on the market for $24,500,000. Maybe Miss Mariah will like that place enough to plunk down a huge wad of cash to purchase the property at the end of her stay. Stranger things have happened.

Sources: NY Post, Go Fug Yourself, Egotastic

19 comments:

Cher said...

Tommy's home is very nice Mama, and LOL @ "dressed like a tranny hooker". Hehe. She really does dress horrid, dosen't she. Truly gastly. I read the tranny/gofugyourself article, and what's astonishing is that you can tell from the photo that Mariah really thinks she looks hot there. Ugh! Those boots were made for walking - in the other direction thankyou very much. The article mentions Cher. No one can cross fashion lines and pull it off like her because she's the original's original, and even on a bad day blows the long line of challengers away. Do you hear me ladies? No one, including you, so do us all a favor and stop trying

Phoenix said...

I don't know how or why I did that, but I typed Cher unintentionally in the Name box, lol.

MellyMel said...

Oh, my I'm just drooling over this property.

And thank you, Mama. You expressed perfectly why I can't stand her singing. Every time I go to a high school sporting event there is always some Mariah Carey-inspired 16 year old butchering the National Anthem by trying to inserts 10 different notes per lyric.

Anonymous said...

The property is awesome and you all nailed Mariah. She can hit those high notes but what a price your ears pay for it. Don't even get me started on her fashion sense.

Anonymous said...

mama .. i'm so over the hamptons - nothing going on in manhattan? ... have u covered justin portmans penthouse?

Anonymous said...

Truly this porn is some of the best I have seen in a while. the decor looks so cool and clean a nice change from the typical natuical look. AS for Mariah I liked her style of song back in the high school day which has been a while ago. remember bozs 2 men?I do think i know why she tryes to hit every note on the scale though her Mama was an opra singer. So I think she gets confused about the hip hop and the hi trill of notes.

Anonymous said...

Mama thank you for the Tommy side of the Hamptons.Looks better than most. I'm not so excited about the Mariah part. shg

Anonymous said...

$350K?

A month?

Oh my!

sonny said...

phoenix.. very funny and i have no idea how that happened! rotfl. "cher"!

:)

mr. smilry said...

It is refreshing to hear about these properties on the east coast mama. It is nice to see rolling hills with grass and the calm ocean. It makes Malibu look undesirable.

Thank you for the breath of fresh air this afternoon.

East Coaster Smiley

RLT said...

You know, Mama, when you think about it, 350K for a month on the ocean front in the Hamptons beats 250K for just one week on some of those big fancy yachts the celebrities are always taking cruises on. At least I think so.

Phoenix said...

'sonny'.. what can I say. When the wheels feel like turning, they can churn some butter. When they don't, look out, lol

Anonymous said...

Mama, I read that Miss Brinkley is buying another house in North Haven. Any info?

Anonymous said...

"You know, Mama, when you think about it, 350K for a month on the ocean front in the Hamptons beats 250K for just one week on some of those big fancy yachts the celebrities are always taking cruises on. At least I think so"

$250K does NOT get you a big fancy yacht, it would get you a pretty mediocre yacht ... for a megayacht you're talking $500K - $800K / week ... then on top of that there is crew tip (usually 15+ crew), food, alcohol, port fees each day / night [extremely expensive for st tropez, sardinia, monaco etc..] not to mention a bunch of other fees ... Renting a house in the Hamptons cannot be compared to chartering a megayacht.

Kevin Tomlinson said...

Mariah is my girl and you are my blogger!

Anonymous said...

mama me loves this hamptons porn big hugs 2 u for all the hamptons lovin!!! mmm mmm mmm good!

madam z said...

Another piece of Heaven.

Well, who can blame Mariah?
Get it while you can, honey.

Anonymous said...

ANYONE HAVE DETAILS ON HER NYC PENTHOUSE?

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