Wednesday, July 11, 2007

UPDATE: Britney Spears

SELLER: Britney Spears
LOCATION: 12094 Summit Circle, Beverly Hills, CA
PRICE: $7,495,000 (up from $7,200,000)
SIZE: 9,130 square feet, 6 bedrooms, 6.5 bathrooms
DESCRIPTION: This exquisite Tuscan Villa in a prestigious gated community is situated behind gates on a quiet cul de sac with 24hr security. Designer perfect, this 6+6.5 7,453 sf (approx) enchanting estate accented by stunning landscaping, boasts a grand entry foyer, high ceilings, gourmet chef's kit, family rm, media rm, mds qtrs, stone & wd flrs, French drs lead out to park-like grounds and a sparkling pl. Romantic mastr ste w/fpl & balcony overlooking the pl complete this gorgeous home! Sold w/ furniture.

YOUR MAMAS NOTES: Today we received an email from the ever intrepid tipster Mugsy Fairweather, who lets us know that Britney Spears has put her Beverly Hills house back on the market for $7,495,000. Which is a wee bit strange since back in April the price had been reduced to $7,200,000 before it was taken off the open market.

Yes, children, this is the same house she bought on a whim back when she was exposing her vagina to the paparazzi and hanging out with reformed party princess Paris Hilton, whom Your Mama and all our friends now refer to as Pokey. Get it?

Anyhoo, somebody, please, buy this house. Poor Britney is losing her damn mind and the last thing she can concentrate on is maintaining this house in the Beverly Hills. We know the place has got the bad Britney juju, but still, somebody, please, have mercy on a flailing single mommy who's is just about to write a huuuge check to her soon to be ex husband.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

The girl is crazy ... She has this place & her malibu place on the market ... renting a place in bel air but living in the fourseasons ... she was looking at new properties in malibu over the weekend supposedly ...

Phoenix said...

lol @ 'Pokey', and lol @ 'The girl is crazy' too. You said it. I am so over this one, I'm actually rooting for Kevin and think he deserves every dime he gets, mostly because I think the best chance their kids have is his involvement.

Anonymous said...

I'm surprised no one has bought her place in Malibu, I think that whole "tainted house" thing with bullshit. Just because it was her house previously doesn't mean there is anything wrong with it, in fact, it's a very nice place, she did very desirable and valuable renovations and additions to the place.

Phoenix said...

Anon #2, why do you think it isn't selling then?

Phoenix said...

My thoughts on the karma/juju thing: it can cut two ways. People don't want a house due to truly dispicable acts (O.J., the Menendez brothers, etc.), and people who disapprove of an owner so strongly for various other reasons, that they resent the idea of lining that owner's pockets with millions in profit.

Anonymous said...

I've said this before, I'll say it again. Nobody wants this house because it smells like Funyons. And maybe a little like Roscoes Chicken-N-Waffles.

Phoenix said...

Lmao Anon @ 8:06 AM. Then I'm guessing the compound is considered overpriced for a smelly juju residence :)

Anonymous said...

Looks like a beautiful place. Interesting that it comes with the furniture - she's just dumping everything, isn't she?

Anonymous said...

Brit Brit ((shakes head))...somebody help her...and (8:06am) LMAO! Don't forget the cheetos!

Anonymous said...

She bought the place furnished so this was just a crash pad for a short period of time. Also, to correct the first Anon, she is NOT renting a place in Bel Air, this house is constantly mistaken for a house in Bel Air (which it is not). Also, what "truly despicable acts" are you speaking of, Phoenix? Also, she isn't making much money on the sale of either homes. She paid $7.2M for this one a few months ago, she probably wouldn't get much more than $7.3M for this place, I think it will sit on the market anyway because I think she overpaid for it. She paid $6.7M for the place in Malibu and completely gutted the entire house, added a new pool, recording studio, dance studio, among MANY other things. She spend well over $1M renovating, in fact, she paid $500,000 for the recording studio alone. She probably spent closer to $2M on renovations. So, if she got her $12M price she would net approx. $3.3M which is a very good profit but K-Fed gets half sooo... yeah... The place in Malibu really is a very nice house and so is this one, you really shouldn't be knocking it. If you had a chance to live in either of these homes, I think you would jump at the opportunity.

Anonymous said...

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