Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Oops, She's Moving Again

SELLER: Britney Spears
LOCATION: 12094 Summit Circle, Beverly Hills, CA
PRICE: $7,495,000
SIZE: 9,130 square feet, 6 bedrooms, 6.5 bathrooms
DESCRIPTION: This exquisite Tuscan Villa in a prestigious gated community is situated behind gates on a quiet cul de sac with 24hr security. Designer perfect, this 6+6.5 7,453 sf (approx) enchanting estate accented by stunning landscaping, boasts a grand entry foyer, high ceilings, gourmet chef's kit, family rm, media rm, mds qtrs, stone & wd flrs, French drs lead out to park-like grounds and a sparkling pl. Romantic mastr ste w/fpl & balcony overlooking the pl complete this gorgeous home! Sold w/ furniture.

YOUR MAMAS NOTES: Oh Lawhd children, she's on the move again. This poor gurl, who can't seem to keep herself out of the news to save her own plummeting reputation, has Your Mama so stressed out over all her moving, shaking, shucking, and jiving our di-bee-tus is acting up something terrible.

That's right hunnies, this one-time pop star, who became famous for flaunting her virginal sexuality and who has reportedly turned into a stripper loving, limo puking, mommy of two, has put the house she purchased in early January BACK ON THE MARKET. You can see where we wrote up that purchase here and here.

Not only has she put the property back on the market after only 6 weeks of ownership, she's asking $300,000 more than it was widely reported she paid for the property. Your Mama does not mean to be a hater when we say this, but does this gurl really think her name is worth the $300,000 increase in price? Please. Not right now, doll, not right now.

Your Mama has no idea why the soon to be ex-Mrs. White Rapper has decided to sell this house. Perhaps she's finally decided to leave the Los Angeles area to focus on raising her kids and making music. Perhaps she's moving back to New York City. Maybe she's returning to her back water Louisiana home town. Who. Knows. And unfortunately for her, all the children and Your Mama too are thisclose to not caring anymore.

The house has been listed with Coldwell Banker's Jade Mills, one of Los Angeles' uber-agents to the stars. Ms. Mills biography claims she's the #1 Coldwell Banker agent up in Bev Hills and the #10 C.B. agent nationwide. So you know if anyone can sell this house, it is this lady.

Spears' Malibu house of marital horrors remains on the market at $13,500,000 and you can read about our post on that house here.

We would like to thank a man we'll call Mister T. for contacting Your Mama with this late breaking news. Your Mama is always greatly appreciative of our tipsters, sources, and inside information givers.

Sources: Mister T., Perez Hilton, New York Daily News

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You would think that uber-agent Jade would know how to spell the word "contact" correctly on her website.

Duh-ha, I guess she is the perfect agent for brainless Britney.